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 No.1904[Last50 Posts]

Zettai Ryouiki + Shorts blog for the Autumn months

This blog will end Thursday, Dec 21st.

 No.1906

please don't post photos of yourself

 No.1907

I wish

 No.1908

cute boy

 No.1909

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Here, an actual zettai ryouiki + shorts image.

 No.1911

cat's gotten good at attacking my sweatshirt sleeve

 No.1912


 No.1913

omo!!!!!

 No.1914

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banned for writting the communist manifesto

 No.1915

>>1914
that can of maple syrup does not belong near all them yummy vegges

 No.1916

>>1915
asian food just doesn't work without a sort of brown sugar flavour

 No.1917

i like to get my brown sugar from caramelised brown onions

 No.1918

hate how frozen vegitables put so much water into my rice dishes.

 No.1919

ate graham crackies

 No.1920

do you cook the frozen veggers in any way or do you just....put them in

 No.1921

because ive tried boiling them beforehand for a short time but its not really worth it just makes them mushier

 No.1922

>>1921
chuck em in. If you can boil of the water before hand that might be better prep

 No.1923

probably you could air fry them?

 No.1924

Maple syrup is the best. It goes with everything.

 No.1925

mmmmm air frying them ive already got an air fryer

 No.1926

Rice daisuki

 No.1929

want to shoot my toe off it hurts so much

 No.1930

think i saw something

 No.1931

aliens

 No.1932

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saw alien

 No.1933

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saw saw

 No.1934

missed my first day of antibiotics for a foot treatment and now i'm experiencing extreme pain in that area worried it got infected and the pharmacy doesn't open for 2 more hours so i can't get my prescription immediately filled....

 No.1936

eating icecream and coffee before dinner while watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mExlPihH3jk

 No.1937

>>1936
3D woman jumpscare

 No.1951

Think I have a cavity but am gonna keep brushing my teeth in vain until my parents find out

 No.1953

I've had a cavity turn to filling turned to cracked molar and then into a recrown and finally into a root canal in about 5 years. Would not recommend.

 No.1964

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Fat elves are sex.

 No.1969

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see the wind

 No.1974

After I showed interest in soccerdivegrassfootball my father bought me a bunch of Real Madrid gear. Comment, argie anon?

 No.1975

I hope the Detroit Lions make it to the Playoffs this year via the wild card.

 No.1977

>>1975
Rumi?

 No.1978

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>>1977
No; andy

 No.1979

Learning to ride a bike, first time today, it hasnt been fun so far

 No.1980

>>1974
i only care about our national team honestly

 No.1984

>>1979
Kept trying. I made more progress but I cant balance my ass when going fast yet. I think its because I'm afraid of falling because I'm not wearing safety gear

 No.1985

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it gets easier the more comfortable you get with going faster.
Because the rotation of the wheels take over on balance meaning you use less coordination.

 No.1993

The breakthrough for me was pushing off with both feet while sitting. Then I had a short time to get my feet on the pedals.

 No.2009

nice day today

 No.2010

>>1934
how is your foot now

 No.2011

spermed

 No.2012

well i hope you were wearing a sock then

 No.2013

spermed again

 No.2014

stop

 No.2015

Thinking about switching to a dumbphone

 No.2021

going to kill my whistling neighbor

 No.2029

I just got a promotion and now make 6 figures before taxes.
Hopefully one day I will get to die at my desk and be reincarnate into a fantasy world like all the other salarymen.
.

 No.2030

>>2029
Congrats!

 No.2036

>>2029
how much is the insurance you're selling

 No.2038

>>2030
ありがとう!
>>2036
I’m a code monkey, so hopefully I get reincarnated in world where the magic is like writing simple scripts and I can be a magic script monkey.

 No.2055

Total War Medieval 2 was actually made in Australia.
Huh... I would not have thought that.

 No.2056

>>2029
Congratulations, now you can buy a Victorian mansion full of maids.

 No.2058

>>2055
Australia has created many great things, like Fox News and mining deregulation

 No.2066

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look at all of this testing

 No.2081

Majsoul Friends Room 89272(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=89272

 No.2095

watching a story about a young man's struggle with ED. it's really emotional and touching and is making me cry bitch tears.

 No.2099

Been rewatching Rick and Morty. It's a fun show.

 No.2100

>>2099
You know what, I think it's a fun show too.
I enjoy the later seasons more then the early seasons too.
And I liked the train episode.

 No.2101

>>2099
i remember watching the first season back in the day and thinking it was ok. i think if i tried to watch it now, it'd probably get on my nerves, i've noticed that i don't really handle the crass/cynical/nihilistic humor in most american adult cartoons well as well as i used to

 No.2102

kinda liked it too
i watched the first season and a bit of the second

 No.2103

>>2099
it's like all other Western series(other than Bojack). Starts off good for a few seasons, then the project creators get tired of their own joke and start to lose interest.

 No.2104

>>2101
>the crass/cynical/nihilistic humor in most american adult cartoons
despite kinda liking r&m i didnt like that one whose name escapes me about puberty for this reason

 No.2105

>>2104
was it Big Mouth?

 No.2106

yes

 No.2107

Big mouth is gross.

 No.2108

why can't I hold all these non-blogs

 No.2109

love chocolate

 No.2110

suffered a near fatal heart attack after having a 12 hour paizuri marathon session with my wife's giant boobers

 No.2134

Orihime's new outfit is very sexually triggering and is ruining my porn quitting attempts

 No.2139

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YandareDev getting in trouble for relations with a 16yo

 No.2147

>>2139
i just want to play a game with a yandere protag, bros...

 No.2149

Did one of those depression surveys for $15

 No.2156

After reading this I wanted to become a psychologist, but the sad thing is I doubt I'd even make a dent in the world consuming itself to death.

 No.2196

finished aho girl. really like how it ended in tardsex

 No.2198

>>2196
I would marry yoshiko easily, but in MC's situation yoshie would be my real wife. I doubt she would notice

 No.2206

Spermed to komis mom

 No.2209

Spermed to nessa

 No.2210

I miss Galar...

 No.2211

i want to sperm but i'm busy catching up on anime

 No.2221

I saw the deleted post.

 No.2222

It was a dumb question.

 No.2234

back hurts from compensating from computer chair that's near breaking point
time to look at new ones

 No.2237

back horts

 No.2238

Accidentally slept for a bunch of hours.

 No.2239

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even statues get their plaques stolen

 No.2240

be forgotten. ye built the foundation of a broken system

 No.2241

i don't think dante is to blame for this

 No.2254

watched mewklespermy

 No.2256

Started writing a C++ program on paper only to realize that what I was doing was far too complex to do without a text editor

 No.2258

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shoulda gotten a book

 No.2259

lots of rain
envious of people that live in places where it rains a lot (unless it's really humid like rain forest or something)

 No.2263

saw a really nice picture of yume's butt and it made me sperm

 No.2266

gonna cum

 No.2267

just blogspermed

 No.2280

having lots of paizuri paizuri thoughts

 No.2284

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lol?

 No.2285

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having some mfing tacos
It was really good.

 No.2286

read that as milfing tacos

 No.2287

ate a late birthday dinner at an nyc steakhouse
gotta say getting there we walked from the train station and i absolutely hated how filthy everything was not sure how people stand cities

 No.2288

steak and dinner/dessert was great though should've jusrmt taxi'd the entire thing

 No.2289

>>2284
loli?

 No.2290

cold enough to cool my room enough by opening the window
ahh feels good

 No.2313

i have no idea how jjk is going to end...

 No.2314

Went for an unsupervised drive. Still learning, and it was very risky

 No.2339

Woke up early for my first deer hunt of the year but it was unsuccessful.
All I encountered was a very social chipmunk that hopped up real close.

 No.2340

grandma's google drive space is almost maxxed out because she had ~14gb of videos and images
which is mostly divided into videos of 15-10mb and an absolute pain in the ass to delete
because it's mostly from whatsapp but there's also her own videos she recorded so you can't erase them indiscriminately
at least i disabled WA's automatic video download option after trashing some 300 vids

 No.2343

Managed to fuck around with AI and get it to help me brainstorm stuff.
>>2340
That's good you disabled WA's automatic video download.

 No.2344

grandma the aspiring archivist

 No.2351

crashed today

 No.2352

any second now I will get out of bed

 No.2353

my dear mum gave me handmade fudge waffles and some strawberry cake

 No.2395

got a nightguard recently and now im waking up feeling better wonder if my grinding was that big an issue

 No.2402

>>2259
I live in Manchester, UK, and the constant grey skies and drizzle really fucks with you after a few years here.

 No.2403

Having a religious epiphany. Yes I believe in magic and yes I believe Santa Claus is real, he's a winter fae.

 No.2406

>>2403
It was Buddhist related. I was inspired by the story of Kṣitigarbha. I wonder if I would annoy the local monks asking about it. I'm kind of paralyzed by fear when it comes to religion as I do not want to invalidate my ignorance of the true religion by accidentally studying it through curiousity and thus damning myself

 No.2408

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>>2406
¥ hasn't even created his own syncretic religion of varying beliefs
Come on, make your own beliefs and steal from others.

 No.2418

That's how my belief is but I guess it would just be paganism with a veneer of science.

 No.2424

was mowing the lawn today and a lot of stuff came up and i ended up doing like half of it at night when the sun was down and my hands were freezing guess it really is getting cold

 No.2425

MS SQL Server is such an enigma. The more I learn about it the more I question every decision made. The dev team for this made a good database, but it behaves in ways that naturally cause problems, like how it can consume the entire RAM by default leaving nothing for the OS or how it emphasizes the benefits of stored procedures when it's preferable to handle them through application logic.
The bizarre world of Microsoft developer oriented products.

 No.2426

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Like, server just minding it's own business, caching every request directly into memory(or something) and then "shit! I'm out of memory, now I gotta get the OS to start thrashing to keep up with my demands!"

 No.2427

and like, apparently this was default behaviour until last decade... you have to schedule restarts so that the server will purge it's memory. I'm not even sure if my ssettings for max-memory will be respected.

 No.2428

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ids happanang

 No.2431

some brie, artichokes and pickles to start off the long weekend
i love the feeling of brine hitting the back of my mouth so much

 No.2442

new computer chair finally came in
cat looked at big box and was shortly interested, but strangely seemed to reject it for some reason

 No.2449

>>2442
pic of cat

 No.2450

I POOPED

 No.2456

I wish I wasnt so dang close with my parents so I could move away

 No.2457

Should I become an ascetic

 No.2458

>>2449
he's already been posted and I don't have any recent ones (I don't have a smartphone so it's kind of really awkward)

 No.2459

made some soup for lunch. very happy soup season is back

 No.2468

>>2457
Consult the Yi Ching for guidance.
Or take a night walk and seek out an owl for confirmation.

 No.2476

Got a bunch of lint out of my bellybutton

 No.2478

bought a new mouse and this time I bought one where the screws are NOT covered by the glued on glidy pads! and it came with extra switches yay

 No.2479

fell for todd's lies again

 No.2480

i wanna blog

 No.2481

oh no, it's happening again. I'm going to bed at sunrise and waking up at sunset.

 No.2497

gonna watch The Eotens Onslaught

 No.2524

been reading and studying a lot today and feel like there's a vein in my head that's about to burst from strain sigh

 No.2525

>>2497
classic fansub

 No.2534

Somebody's was sawing something outside and it made its way into my dream as an opera singer.

 No.2538

my water jet flosser arrived broken but i got a amazon refund when i sent a pic of the broken water tank X)

 No.2547

been constipated all day...

 No.2550

today was quite a day for QA
>Considering we don't know what this even is I'm not sure it can be disabled.

 No.2555

my stupid teabags keep rupturing

 No.2558

>>2555
The leaves add texture.

 No.2560

spent past 5 hours generating preview images for character loras for stable diffusion
many hours still to go

 No.2581

ate two days expired milk but it tasted ok

 No.2583

>>2581
Not sure where you live, but in the US the 'best by' date is more of a "taste guarantee" thing and not an actual expiration date. I drink 'expired' milk now and then and as long as it's not weeks past or something you're fine

 No.2584

>>2583
australia
and yeah a lot of stuff is still good past the given date but milk in my experience does not last long beyond the date and ive had it go bad a day or two before the date even

 No.2585

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I might have overdosed on cod coil.

 No.2602

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>>1904
ah yes autism

 No.2604

Oshimi is kinda godly. I soured on finding out more about his style due to the adaptation of Aku no Hana, but some of his works seem like some of the greatest psychological fiction that's around. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAA1XtDOuH8 this person's summary and review piece on one of his works paints him in a pretty good light.

 No.2606

might invite my sister to the coze zone

 No.2609

what was the name of that touhou artist who drew the weird skulls

 No.2611

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 No.2612

Just booked my tickets to vegas next year to see the NRL

 No.2613

>>2611
thank you friend

 No.2617

holy fffwak i bought what's basically dinner for four and they charged me only a third of the cost by mistake

 No.2630

watching soremachi
hotori's making my nutbladder ache

 No.2632

most shirt designs here are shoulderless

 No.2642

Rereading Berserk on a whim, goddamn is the Golden Age arc depressing.

 No.2652

I saw a cute girl with a Fire Emblem itabag waiting for the same train as me today and I regret not talking to her.

 No.2660

what fire emblems did it have on it

 No.2682

AAAAAAAAA THE CABLE GUY CAME AND IT DIDN'T FIX ANYTHING
he extended the wire up on the terrace, connected to a different thingy, and replaced my modem with a new one, but it's still going down all the time and working at a tenth of the usual speed
it might be that the construction guys next door broke something, because other people in the building are getting outages too

 No.2683

loce fruit loops

 No.2686

if this thread is bumplocked does that mean i get to post kimo without worrying about it making a mark on the site at large

 No.2687


 No.2688

I shall begin my campaign to eliminate the https://www.almanac.com/pest/fungus-gnats inside my room

 No.2689

internet is still bork BUT they gave me 150 gigs of public wifi to compensate
thankfully it reaches my apartment

 No.2691

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So...am I the only one unsure if those are girl thighs or boy thighs?

 No.2692

not just you
look at the first three posts on the previous page

 No.2696

passed out in my chair and then woke up with no idea what i was doing

 No.2700

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So actually, my internet issues seem to have been caused by the coaxial cable being full of water. It started foaming when the technician cut it open, as you can see in the remains it left. No clue how that happened.

 No.2701

middle mouse button has decided to die on me... time to get a new mouse

 No.2702

my computer which had an uptime of 90 days finally used up all of its 64 gb of ram just now and hard locked

 No.2707

i pooped

 No.2711

Had ear pain a week ago, but it went away after 2 days, but my hearing was messed up from that ear.
after a week I finally went to doctor and apparently I have an ear infection which is causing inflammation and blocking the ear canal or eardrum or something.
got antibiotics so it should be getting better
no idea how I'd get an infection since I don't go anywhere or do anything

 No.2719

playing the new incest game

 No.2720

got myself a mcmuffin

 No.2746

aggressively petting my cat's head and he's making a very happy face

 No.2748

>>2746
picture

 No.2749

I just finished my job for the year and now I can neet until spring.

 No.2750

hurt my cunny

 No.2752

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 No.2753

>>2700
liquid cooled cabling!

 No.2756

yandex image search doesn't work anymore

 No.2771

i pooped again

 No.2777

kaminaki manga got dropped......

 No.2779

my vacuum's battery died ;_;

 No.2780

eating pho

 No.2781

sympathy cards in the mail for the vacuum battery

 No.2783

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some papers are REALLY narrow in scope

 No.2787

FUCK, went to vote but arrived an hour after it ended
didn't come across any cats either so a complete waste of time

 No.2791

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anonymous' dessicated weensticles

 No.2793

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:3

 No.2807

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nests

 No.2810

>>2793
>>2791
I really don't like the combination of those words and the introduction of the knife stab

 No.2811

>>2810
rest in peace anonymous i loved him very much

 No.2813

i pooped

 No.2815

-6 deg blog

 No.2821

cleaned up the house a bit

 No.2822

and going to bed at a reasonable hour of 11 pm

 No.2829

getting out of bed at a reasonable hour of 11 pm

 No.2846

there is a rosemary bush on the way from the grocery store to my home and so i never need to buy the stuff again

 No.2857

Rosemary is nice, I can't remember what variety I bought but mine has been growing in a pot very well

 No.2861

tried some old headphones I had for years and they sound alot better than I remember hehe thats pretty cool

 No.2862

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saw this cute OP pic from a moved+expired thread on here and reposting it because its cute

 No.2863

wanted to get my windows and ubuntu irc logs to merge because i keep manually editing and replacing them so i tried using my phone as an intermediary with syncthing before i figured out i could actually change the location of hexchat's logs to my extra drive but then i realized ubuntu and windows for some reason make folders and filenames with different names so none of it mattered...

then i turned to the other problem where trying to open a text file from said drive would always ask about executing it as a program and i read the way to disable it was to manually tick off the allow executing file as program option in its properties but it was grayed out because i didnt own the drive or something and to do so i had to edit some files and look up a bunch of stuff (last time i failed it didnt do anything) and i actually managed to enable the option but now it bounces and turn itself back on anyways and actually all i had to do was go to preferences < behavior and change ask each time into view executable text files when they are opened

on the one hand aaaaaaa but on the other at least that's done i guess did what i could

 No.2865

also went to the BANK at the time i was told it would open but it had been open for an hour already and there was a cue of like twenty people waited for an hour thought i was running out of time and left but actually wasnt so i ill have to go again this time ill schedule a whatchamacallit gonna snooze

 No.2870

ate spaghetti and chocolate yaaay

 No.2879

spermed to konoha's dorky armpits

 No.2880

kowai thunderstorm

 No.2881

ate some taco bell this morning, and now i can feel it still stirring within me as im continually burping it out and dying on the inside oh god why did i eat that

 No.2882


 No.2883

ate banana ysterday

 No.2885

i pooped

 No.2887

opened /ec/ and saw a boob

 No.2888

boob

 No.2889

shab just bit me

 No.2892

i pooped again

 No.2978

broke the 30 day streak of being at home; I needed food

 No.2999

found a really nice piece of art on twitter that i want to share but i dont know where to post it

 No.3000

>>2999
trips of what's it about also trips

 No.3001

>>3000
its lewd. but very good lewd

 No.3002

>>3001
there's /ec/ or /megu/ for that

 No.3003

>>3002
its loli and has sex

 No.3004

>>3003
/megu/, then
loli ero stopped being illegal a year ago

 No.3005

>>3004
>loli ero stopped being illegal a year ago
really???????? i have so much art ive wanted to post that i never did

 No.3006

>>3005
yeah dude check it out >>>/megu/

 No.3007

>>3006
this is the best christmas ever

 No.3008

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 No.3011

got more sleep the past couple days and feel better physically and emotionally, but wish I knew why caused me to really struggle to sleep the past 10 or so days
hope it's over with

 No.3015

Too many lavender flowers to earl grey leaves in my tea, tastes soapy.

 No.3017

buying a makeup brush was a great idea
not only can I apply ointment without getting my hands dirty, sometimes I can scratch the itch without putting the cream on the brush

 No.3146

>>3017
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

 No.3199

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>>3017
What is your skincare routine? I uh am collecting analytics.

 No.3200

Drink lots of water. Use moisturizer on body. About it. If you have KP or any other stranger effects then you target those specific issues with acidic products to dissolve whatever the skin emits.
The more complicated part is hair removal methods. Epilation is effective but painful. And doesn't damage skin like shaving. Best method is electrosys to kill hair follicles but you can't do this yourself because improper usage can cause scarring.

 No.3229

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>>3200
Ah okay, I pretty much do the same thing though my skin is the most thin and sensitive nuisance on this planet I need to be very careful on anything I do to it.




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