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R:8 / I:4
Patchouli is BALLIN'
R:9 / I:4
I went to the Osaka castle today and they had a fig expo featuring Eva! Thankfully I was wearing my Eva Uniqlo undies, socks, shirt, and hoodie, which helped me better appreciate the depth of their designs. On the way back I stopped by the train station's Maccy to eat an Eva double teriyaki cheese burger and savor Anno's full vision, then went to Nipponbashi to purchase some figs but a life-sized Rei doll posing at a tech shop caught my attention. I don't remember what happened next, but I must've bought something. Finally, I spent a couple hours playing with a row of pachislot Eva machines each with the face of 01, though my best shots were next to the long-haired Rei cutout (Asuka doko?), and ended the day with some yakisoba-pan and an Eva wafer from the konbini for dinner. Sadly, I drew Suzuhara's card, I'll have to try again later.

When will I be ready to watch the rebuilds? I feel like I'm gradually getting there. Right?
R:2 / I:2
You may not realize it, but the fight was already over by the time he threw the first punch. Decided by his foolish decision to strike at her.
R:11 / I:2
the medalist
R:19 / I:12
OH NO FUJO MIKU IS CORRUPTING THE REST
R:1 / I:0
huh
R:36 / I:15

Meditations on the Vtuber

When vtubers first started getting popular after Kizuna AI, I didn't really care about them. Then when vtubers started going corporate, and English vtubers like Gura showed up, and when Nyanners became a vtuber, I really started to dislike them and saw them as cynical cash grabs that use anime-style charm to sucker people into spending money for the mere chance a message you wrote might be read. Worse than gacha, basically. But recently, I decided to start watching some on Twitch and have been really enjoying watching them. There's a whole bunch I've been watching, like Kaneko Lumi, marimari_en, ninoegyn, beribug, JeanFaymas, Tobs, and chromuchromu (she mentioned browsing 4/qa/ recently! She was on the wrong side of the war... The later, non-frog side...).

I've been enjoying watching them a lot, especially because Twitch doesn't have paid superchats like YouTube, so these vtubers just directly read chat. The only monetization is channel memberships for chat emotes. There's a nice atmosphere as a result. The chuuba just reads chat, occassionally says "thanks, [glorp] for subscribing/gifting channel memberships" or if a channel ends stream and sends their viewers to whoever you're watching they'll say "hello raiders! i'm [vtuber introduction]. thanks [glorp] for the raid." They also tend to have gimmicks based around Twitch's watch-time points thing, like throwing things at their model, or changing their outfit. It's nice, I enjoy it.

I can't really say the same about YouTube vtubers, though... They're still evil. They basically only read paid superchats.
R:6 / I:5
What would /jp/ do in this situation? Do you let the cute little loli girl take on the big bad vampire castle, or keep trying to prove your reputation?
R:7 / I:5
Migu monday. Only your finest migus may apply.

https://youtu.be/epN1pLEw01g
R:16 / I:4

Gikopoi New Year

Come celebrate new year and hangout with fellow /jp/sies in giko.

https://gikopoipoi.net/
R:1 / I:1
>/jp/
R:9 / I:4
I can't believe we missed this... The artist who created Koruri released a CHAB VRChat avatar called Meria!

https://booth.pm/en/items/5288209
R:11 / I:3
Alright everyone here's our new guitarist, Bocchi. Now, we're going to move on to the next song: "Through the Fire and Flames"!
R:12 / I:9
Going to Alice? Wait no longer! Alice is now coming to you!
R:10 / I:2
Is it me or are groins becoming more popular? This one is in "where are her genitals" territory but otherwise I like a good groin shot
R:9 / I:5

the problem with anime nowadays

when you've got a shit story, no interesting characters or anything, how am i supposed to enjoy this
R:1 / I:1
*kissu howl of 失った友*

AAAAAAWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
R:13 / I:9
How do I fix my posture so I don't fuck up my back long-term? Always find myself sinking into my chair to the point I'm lying on the base of it
R:2 / I:2
2 wives AND a husband by episode 3. This powercreep is insane!
R:3 / I:1
Bored and surfing youtube and found a convention opening I hadn't seen before
R:14 / I:9
*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffff*
R:3 / I:0
zaako zaako
R:8 / I:0
[/s][s |font-size:48px;background:#2d4;color:lime;letter-spacing:-3px]>too green!
R:4 / I:3
a date with satori
R:5 / I:3
Dropped.
R:1 / I:0
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:2 / I:0

So apparently there was an Xbox Showcase today

I missed it but looks like they announced a new Ninja Gaiden as a collaboration between Platinum Games and Team Ninja. That could be pretty fucking awesome
R:7 / I:6
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:1 / I:0
M-Mesugaki-chan, I think w-we should do what oji-san tells us to...
R:7 / I:4
GREAT NEWS /JP/ YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SINGLE ANYMORE
R:0 / I:0
>/jp/
>the rest of Kissu
R:5 / I:4
I dream of a world where you can buy inches...
R:2 / I:0
Yeah, imagine having a kuso voice that'd really suck
R:0 / I:0
CG anime, but it doesn't suck
R:9 / I:7
ITS TOO FUCKING COLD
R:7 / I:3
Always find that when I'm not feeling so good Miku can always bring a smile back to my face. She's such a great source of comfort when things are bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmvydnVTriE
R:2 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:11 / I:6
100-1 oppai to body movement ratio
R:6 / I:3
When you guys see 3D girls do you get repulsed when you’re able to see their faces but can be somewhat fine if it’s just their body? Or is that just me
R:73 / I:49
niggertoro
R:2 / I:0
MOU IKKAI ~ ★
R:4 / I:4
OMG LOLISKATES
R:6 / I:2
My only regret is that I didn't watch enough isekai anime...
R:12 / I:7
hop in dude
R:2 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:3 / I:2
Please watch anime in a bright room and stay 3 meters away from the TV while watching if you don't want to become a hobbyist otaku.
R:5 / I:4
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:2 / I:2
If you can't do this, you're not a TRUE MAN yet
R:3 / I:1
Stop being a communist, grandpa. We could have a proper civilization if you'd just embrace capital and leave the lazy to their fate.
R:4 / I:3
(*´ω`*)
R:18 / I:11
Aren’t you sleepy, P-San? Come to bed and rest!
R:3 / I:1
Hey!... uh.. /jp/... I was just wondering.. if.. uh... we could... you know...!!!! //////////
R:6 / I:4
Anime where you get to watch bitcoin crashes?
R:3 / I:0
Cake makes a cake!
R:4 / I:1
I don't know why so many people are trashing Zenshuu this season. It easily has the best, most proper shabs, and tells a fair bit of traditionally good stories without the burden of all the meta critique and trend chasing of most modern anime you're seeing these days in seasonals.
R:1 / I:0
Uh-oh! Looks like some dork forgot the rules about not sleeping under the kotatsu!
R:21 / I:7
Thanks to the TikTok ban it's now cool to be learning JP again since all the norm kids have moved on to learning mandarin to migrate to the next Chinese brain melting app. Looks like my persistence wins again.
R:3 / I:0
Is this really going to help with your fibromyalgia?
R:4 / I:0
Why do Japanese men all have such inefficient ways of saving kids from wild rampaging trucks? You'd think they'd have developed better strats by now that can save both themselves and the kids like maybe jump tackling the kid to the other side of the road or something. But no, they all just push the kid slightly out of the way to then stand there like a deer in headlights. How come the Japanese government isn't giving out any training exercises to these people on how to save someone from oncoming traffic?
R:4 / I:2
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:2 / I:0
We've come to save /jp/
R:3 / I:2
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:3 / I:2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
R:12 / I:5
¥ be me
¥ walking down hallway
¥ girl flashes her thighs and panties at me
¥ immediately lament the loose morals of today's youth
¥ walk away in despair at the debauchery of modern society
R:2 / I:2
It's a road we've all been down.
R:7 / I:5
>/jp/
R:10 / I:6
Could /jp/ woo their waifu?
R:4 / I:1
There's so many idols now I don't even know some of them
R:9 / I:7
Who wants to get watered desu?
R:8 / I:3
Praying for you 🕯️ O Great Mita 💝
R:2 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:4 / I:2
*Japanese eating noises*
R:3 / I:1
Damn mesubabaa!!

Correction is needed!!!
R:3 / I:0
Niko-sama just found out what a furry is.
R:22 / I:5
>be me
> 19 year old femboy anon
> tfw no gf
> kissless, handheldless and loveless loser

anon im so tired, i just want to be luved.
R:4 / I:3
How many bites would it take a shab to get through this bread?
R:6 / I:4
>/jp/
R:5 / I:3
¥美味
R:2 / I:2
Uhhhhh, you don't get to bring friends.
R:6 / I:4
the /qa/ dinner
R:4 / I:3
Come on Peepee, your brother Poopoo was looking for you
R:9 / I:5
The spermu snake slithers out of hibernation once every 12 years, in accordance with the year of the snake, and has done so for as long as history records.

If you happen to come across the spermu, stop and let her carry on her way. Do NOT stop her under any circumstances.
R:4 / I:1
the /qa/ girl
R:4 / I:2
What is the Nash equilibrium in a game of VR Gradius?
R:13 / I:9
the shabs, they are EATING
R:3 / I:0
cat balls
R:1 / I:0
hop out dude
R:3 / I:2
Are you remembering to live the penis life every day?
R:1 / I:1
Yeah
Nanodesu
Mii, nipah~☆
Faito ooh, nipah~☆
Nipah~☆

Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
I'm 100% nipah~☆
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
I'm 200% nipah~☆
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
Why do Yamainu hate nipah~☆?
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
They hate us 'cause our school club's bigga
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
Why you call yourself a nipah~☆?
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
'Cause I'm a nanodesu nipah~☆
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
Why you drink so much tea?
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
I don't drink tea; I drink red wine
'Cause I'm a nipah~☆
R:6 / I:3
I'll do whatever this guy says.
R:4 / I:1
In a world where Britain crashed into the continent to merge with Belgium, Italy conquered the Balkans by superimposing itself onto them, and the Swedish-Lithuanian dam was built to reclaim the eastern Baltic Sea... the French are still a bunch of stuck-up assholes.
R:6 / I:3
Doc, my medicine...
R:0 / I:0
>>>/qa/136514
Easiest trick to slimming down is gaming
Always forget to eat while doing it until I'm starving
R:9 / I:5
I type like this whenever I lose an argument online and have to resort to ad hominems.
R:3 / I:1
A shame nice designs like this get wasted on isekai slop
R:4 / I:2
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:5 / I:2
What d'ya think, doc?
R:22 / I:6
Remember to say "rabbit rabbit" when you wake up for a month of good luck!
(should have made this thread earlier...)
R:4 / I:1
>I like him because he knows how to farm
R:12 / I:5
I have contamination and mutants
In my brain
R:5 / I:3

HAPPY NEW YEARS

It's now the year of the snake.

Hiss hiss hiss
R:3 / I:2
I can be your defender...
R:19 / I:8
2024 Kissu Year in Review:

Himari in a blanket was posted. What else happened?
R:21 / I:10

NEW YEARS STREAMMMMMM

SO FOR THE NEW YEARS YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BE HERE BECAUSE NOBODY IS GOING TO BE BUSY (YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING BE BUSY ON NEW YEARS) AND BECAUSE OF THAT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE AN AMAZING STREAM. THIS TIME AROUND I'M GOING TO BE STREAMING PROJECT A-KO, A FLIPPING AMAZING PIECE OF ANIMATION WORK WITH EXTREMELY CUTE GIRLS AND ROBOTS. IT'S THE ANIME EIZOUKEN DREAMED ABOUT. YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO GET HAMMERED WITH US AND APPRECIATE THE MOE AND ACTION WASHING OVER YOU AS WE'RE USING THE NEWLY RELEASED AND BEAUTIFULLY RESTORED BD VERSION ( >>83306 ). I'M THINKING ABOUT STREAMING ON https://theatre.kissu.moe/kiss/yukkuri BUT SINCE IT'S NEW YEARS I'M NOT SURE IF WE'LL BE GATHERING THERE OR SOMEWHERE ON GIKOPOI WILL FIND OUT AND SAY ONCE I FIGURE IT OUT OR WE DO ITT.

LOOKING FORWARDS TO SEEING YOU THERE
R:2 / I:2
go to bed and wake up early
R:15 / I:8
https://store.steampowered.com/replay/

The numbers don't lie, were you gamer enough for /jp/ this year?
R:2 / I:0
four same numbers
R:12 / I:6
the image that changed kissu forever
R:3 / I:1
I've got everything a man could want, but I'll still not happy...
R:9 / I:2
Your mission, should you choose to accept it...
R:2 / I:0
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:4 / I:2
tubers on the tele
R:15 / I:4
Unfortunately had to play adult today with the kids and unwillingly take them to the Sonic movie because when they were talking about who would take them I felt practically forced to volunteer myself for the role of chaperone.
R:3 / I:3
MY FATHER WAS
A DRINKER
R:9 / I:2
Men have successfully avoided the draft, but at what cost?
R:9 / I:3
/jp/, upon attaining wizard powers
R:5 / I:4
I'm still surprised by how they can make girls running in a circle so incredibly hype. I really don't get why. When the animation is 2D like the movie it's gorgeous and drags me in, but even the shoddy 3D of the last season felt exciting. Sometimes the writing gets me invested in the characters, but outside of the main TV cast they kind of feel like extras doing rehashed plotlines of little consequence and I still end up rooting for somebody. Maybe there's something about going fast that is just innately appealing.
R:10 / I:6
THEY DELOLIFIED THE LOLI!



She's just a smelly hag now… Gacha games are truly the worst thing to grace this planet.
R:15 / I:6
Wishing all the /juicey pps/ a happy twink-mas!
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ❤
Also stop watching vtumors that's fucking gay.
R:22 / I:8
Accidentally opened up Gelbooru on chrome and I guess my ublock wasn’t working for some reason. Because of that I was subject to a bunch of 3DPD porn ads assaulting my eyes while just trying to get some nice pics of shabs. Literally almost puked up Christmas dinner in my mouth after that. God I hate women
R:4 / I:1
same
I too, participate in epic threads.
R:2 / I:1
ATTENTION!
R:8 / I:2
So /jp/, which tuber are you spending your Xmas with?!
R:27 / I:11
Want to play some Uno?
R:8 / I:4
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:8 / I:3
reading is for nerds
don't be a nerd
burn a book
R:7 / I:1
hittin' the mixed bath with mah /jp/ boys
R:3 / I:3

ITT: Greatest love stories ever told

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:5 / I:2
Japanese animation of a 2D British boy holding a comically large mug.
R:33 / I:12
I'll be streaming Tatami Galaxy's 11 episodes this Friday at 6PM EST over on:
https://theatre.kissu.moe/kiss/yojouhan
It's basically peak Yuasa, and deserves all the praise it gets.
R:5 / I:4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU39hQCnU6U
https://deadline.com/2024/12/box-office-sonic-the-hedgehog-3-mufasa-1236239220/

In the midst of all AAA from all media stumbling over itself trying to find its money in a burning kingdom, one company rose from the ashes to take its rightful place on the throne it had been denied so long...
R:17 / I:6
Why do toobies even retire when they can just make millions off of existing?
R:4 / I:2
SEVENTEEN
THOUSAND DOLLARS
R:14 / I:13
Post shabs who don't wear any.
R:8 / I:5
duck
R:3 / I:0
JAAN
JAKA JAAAAAAAAAAN
something something
something WAKU WAKU
R:10 / I:4
gf lost a game of CoD so now instead of having sex I have to listen to her calling people niggers all night...
R:5 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:7 / I:1
The song that plays when I show up uninvited to the /qa/ mansion.
R:4 / I:3
Hmmm this anime has some interesting cinematography.
¥Director: Oonuma Shin
Well that explains it.
R:19 / I:12
Forsake your waifu and get a 3D gf, they're just as good.
R:11 / I:5

Value of death

Live is suffering, caused by desire.
To end the suffering, we must end desire.
R:6 / I:2
How do the Japanese go about remembering each other's names? I already struggle enough remembering the names of people in English and I can read those out pretty easily.
R:1 / I:0
I used AI to make my retarded daughter's stuffed animal sentient.
R:21 / I:10
my tummy hurts
R:14 / I:8
Bazett
R:1 / I:0
#qa is too smart for me
R:3 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:9 / I:7
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:10 / I:6
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

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