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R:8 / I:3
reading is for nerds
don't be a nerd
burn a book
R:6 / I:3
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:7 / I:1
hittin' the mixed bath with mah /jp/ boys
R:26 / I:10
Want to play some Uno?
R:3 / I:3

ITT: Greatest love stories ever told

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:3 / I:1
/jp/, upon attaining wizard powers
R:5 / I:2
Japanese animation of a 2D British boy holding a comically large mug.
R:33 / I:12
I'll be streaming Tatami Galaxy's 11 episodes this Friday at 6PM EST over on:
https://theatre.kissu.moe/kiss/yojouhan
It's basically peak Yuasa, and deserves all the praise it gets.
R:1 / I:0
ayo Harry Potter marathon comin uo next with your favorite internet friends

suptv . org
R:5 / I:4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU39hQCnU6U
https://deadline.com/2024/12/box-office-sonic-the-hedgehog-3-mufasa-1236239220/

In the midst of all AAA from all media stumbling over itself trying to find its money in a burning kingdom, one company rose from the ashes to take its rightful place on the throne it had been denied so long...
R:17 / I:6
Why do toobies even retire when they can just make millions off of existing?
R:15 / I:7
2024 Kissu Year in Review:

Himari in a blanket was posted. What else happened?
R:4 / I:2
SEVENTEEN
THOUSAND DOLLARS
R:14 / I:13
Post shabs who don't wear any.
R:8 / I:5
duck
R:3 / I:0
JAAN
JAKA JAAAAAAAAAAN
something something
something WAKU WAKU
R:10 / I:4
gf lost a game of CoD so now instead of having sex I have to listen to her calling people niggers all night...
R:5 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:7 / I:1
The song that plays when I show up uninvited to the /qa/ mansion.
R:4 / I:3
Hmmm this anime has some interesting cinematography.
¥Director: Oonuma Shin
Well that explains it.
R:19 / I:12
Forsake your waifu and get a 3D gf, they're just as good.
R:11 / I:5

Value of death

Live is suffering, caused by desire.
To end the suffering, we must end desire.
R:6 / I:2
How do the Japanese go about remembering each other's names? I already struggle enough remembering the names of people in English and I can read those out pretty easily.
R:1 / I:0
I used AI to make my retarded daughter's stuffed animal sentient.
R:21 / I:10
my tummy hurts
R:14 / I:8
Bazett
R:1 / I:0
#qa is too smart for me
R:3 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:9 / I:7
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:10 / I:6
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:1 / I:1
putting the gachaslut where it belongs
R:9 / I:5
What are the best kemonomimi? I already know my answer.
R:4 / I:1
i'm thinking of writing my own vn. the high concept is going to be "hedgehog's dilemma with tits".
i think it has the potential to be kamige.
R:4 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:6 / I:4
Mitsuki died for this.
R:5 / I:3
>/jp/
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shinkansen 2 shinkansen
R:5 / I:3
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:1 / I:1
absolute cinema
R:4 / I:2
I know most people were playing other games when it happened, but the new Haven and Hearth world arrived recently. I wasn't thinking too much of it myself because I was playing factorio at the time, but funnily enough I happened to see this youtube video with a bit of a clickbaity title about it, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7CAWUfhFKY. It's pretty interesting to see this relatively small game get so much attention. Makes me wonder what would happen if a bunch of people suddenly took interest since H&H is quite a scalable game the more people play it.

Although the pros would probably drive off all the noobs with their griefing.
R:24 / I:13

Komeiji Satori-sama

---{Smile}---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it

---{Looks}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Voice}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Arms}---
☑ Short cute and stubby
☐ Normal length
☐ Long
☐ Too long
☐ Really damn long

---{Gaming Time}---
☑ To infinity and beyond
☐ Long
☐ Average
☐ Short
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee

Final Verdict: Komeiji Satori is literally perfect in every way and is without doubt the greatest person in existence.

11/10
R:17 / I:8
>/jp/
R:17 / I:3
You've seen cool Puniru and Cute Puniru. Now get ready for a whole new combination:

Sex Puniru
R:6 / I:4
I've got to run home real quick, I'll be back in a bit, do something cool in the meantime.
R:4 / I:1
Which kamisama would you support most? This is an important surveying question.
R:3 / I:1
my favorite part of the week
R:10 / I:3
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
LET. HINAMIZAWA. BURN.
R:45 / I:18

Kissu's 6th birthday! Tsukuyomi Moon Phase streams!

It's that time again. You are cordially invited to attend the usually-but-not-always annual viewing of
Tsukuyomi Moon Phase in kissu's anonymity-supporting fork of cytube: kissu theater!
Invite your friends, too!
It will be at the standard stream time of 6PM EST (11PM UTC) on Friday 29th and then following Friday (December 6th)
It's something like 13 episodes each night, so prepare yourself!

kissu (kissu (kissu))
R:8 / I:4
Well?
R:11 / I:6
Well this is just the most bizarre disapproval I've ever witnessed
R:1 / I:0
Three words: Puniru. Kawaii. Slime.
R:3 / I:1
Hop in dude! We're going to the Kissu meetup!
R:14 / I:4
Why does English food have such a bad reputation? I've heard very little about it one way or the other until relatively recently.
R:5 / I:4
Heard there's been some mean /jp/ bullies causing a ruckus 'round here...
R:3 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:4 / I:4
I have no internet and I must post. (´・ω・`)
R:10 / I:5
nice boobs
won't play this gacha though
R:5 / I:1
I'm Hermes
I become tamed by devouring my own wings
R:4 / I:1

Dofus

Anyone playing Dofus 3? I was going to try it out today since it's launching and all, but my friend's playing on the paid server and the store is down for some godforsaken reason so I can't get in and that's also why I'm using Gelbooru for my image because I CAN'T TAKE ONE IN GAME BECAUSE THE GAME WON'T LET ME GIVE THEM MONEY

Anyways, heard bits and pieces of hype for this MMO for a while and it seems like it's got a pretty big playerbase at the moment despite what I thought was small attention. Could be fun, wish I could say with certainty myself.
R:2 / I:1
Reforming is for shmucks.
R:0 / I:0
Everything's gonna be alright
I believe my sounds make them alright
R:8 / I:6
https://www.amiami.jp/top/detail/detail?scode=FIGURE-175299&page=4537
Was browsing amiami when I came across this monster
R:12 / I:7
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/a/image/1733/24/1733240207742.jpg

The OFFICIAL indisputable Nico Rankings for the current anime season, read 'em and weep non-believers.
R:22 / I:11
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/slop
YOUR FAVORITE ISEKAI IS SLOP
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
R:3 / I:1
Back when magical systems actually meant something
R:4 / I:1
Accessibility brings ruin.
R:9 / I:4
>/jp/
R:3 / I:1
Extreme brutality too violent for non JP eyes do not click.
R:5 / I:3
Saw some critique of Dandadan based on its action scenes not really being that epic, but it definitely feels more like a goofy comedy than a serious battle shonen. So the fights being more like they were this last episode makes a lot more sense with a bunch of it being set up gags instead of super choreographed punch for punch combat.
R:4 / I:2
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:5 / I:1
/qa/ thanksgiving was a bit too boson....
R:16 / I:4
lmao toobies
R:2 / I:0
me at the beach
R:12 / I:5
When you wake up on Sunday remember to say "rabbit rabbit" for a month of good luck!
You could also say "neko neko! for a month of neko mimi luck, the meaning of which is uncertain!
R:9 / I:5
Bleach has all the best spellcasting systems
R:3 / I:2
OH MY GOD KYUTHI-CHAN IS ABOUT TO DANCE!!!!!!!!!!
R:13 / I:10
>>>/qa/135231
>>>/qa/135232
How I feel about this revelation
R:13 / I:5
This lesson on BPMs was brought to you by Flandre.
R:11 / I:3
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:13 / I:13
Come on /jp/, give us a smile!
R:3 / I:1
My boss physically abuses me!
R:8 / I:3
Won't forget Kircheis Kuon
R:5 / I:2
I've caught two boobie devils trying to sneak into my pastry pantry
R:1 / I:0
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:6 / I:3
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:10 / I:4
How the heck are you supposed to remedy a burnt tongue without waiting ages for it to heal on its own...
R:1 / I:1
omg bocchi met nazrin
R:0 / I:0
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:0 / I:0
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:7 / I:4
Are you skilled at disciplining your pets?
R:32 / I:23
Draw a Pokemon from memory.
Obviously we have to start with #1 in the Pokedex and #1 in our hearts.
R:1 / I:1
Inside me there are two girls: a cute one and another cute one.
R:4 / I:1
thought about writing a webnovel called "I Thought I Isekai'd Into The GATE Universe But I'm Fighting In The Bush With The Right Arm Of The Free World?!" so I am writing it.
And it's a crackfic apparently; trying to be on par with "Tails gets trolled" in terms of having different IP characters show up or something gay like that.
R:6 / I:2
smug baby
R:9 / I:0
thought about writing a webnovel called isekai onsen (aka to another world from my onsen) it would be about a guy going to a onsen who gets transported to another world and in the other world that onsen is a female only onsen so he panics and passes out from the chaos but he wakes up at the ryokan being taken care of by a cute girl and again he panics but then sees the mirror and realizes he's actually now a ten year old girl and he has no magic abilities whatsoever and to make a living he ends up having to work as a maid at the onsenryokan tending to all the cute girls and there's no guy ever and even though it's another world there's no war and it's actually just an iyashikei disguised as an isekai to make the little girl embarassed about doing normal things for extra moe points.

(User was too cute for this post)
R:2 / I:1
I wish I had a small gothic lolita fairy girl who I signed a magical contract with to give me magic powers
R:7 / I:6
frick you /jp/
R:8 / I:3
thought about writing a webnovel called isekai shotgun (aka in another world with my shotgun) it would be about a guy with a shotgun who gets transported to another world but i quickly realized that that already exists and it's called army of darkness which is 10x better than anything i could ever write

sigh
R:13 / I:3
Have you done your stretches today?
R:11 / I:2
FUCK THESE FLYING COCKSUCKERS GO SHOVE A HUNDREDS DICKS IN ALL YOUR MOUTHS AND LEAVE ME ALONE
R:26 / I:13
>>>/qa/74491

FACT: Puniru is a kawaii slime
R:6 / I:4
Love it when anime gets a proper BD remaster. Only learned of the new BD's existence recently, but for Project A-ko the remaster looks absolutely fantastic and emphasizes every single detail of the animation with crisp quality.

I wish the Japanese treasured their old masters more so that we could get more BDs like this instead of the awful upscales that seem to be so much more common.
R:3 / I:3
いまだけダブチ食べ美 thinks the cultural pendulum has shifted back a bit too far
R:5 / I:2
Otaku must be freed from the demonic influence of gyaru.
R:5 / I:1
What are some games about taking endless dick up your ass?
R:10 / I:4
I;m thinking about thos Beans
R:13 / I:5
what if you combined breakfast

and dinner

to create brinner
R:6 / I:2
Why do people say that cheese doesn't go with seafood?
R:0 / I:0
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:17 / I:6
The Nintendo DS just turned 20.
R:2 / I:0
>if you don't pay us, we'll sit here and let the bodies pile up in the streets
Maybe privatizing public safety wasn't the best idea...
R:47 / I:12
Getting old... kinda sucks, huh.
R:15 / I:8
What say you /jp/?
R:5 / I:2
Thanks to my 'random image collage' background thing I've discovered that the famous finger trick image is Koakuma and it's actually 2 panels out of 4.
Huh.
R:14 / I:5
I gooned till I spermed in my underpants.
R:2 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:10 / I:2
Why should anyone ever root for good when evil is so objectively superior?
R:11 / I:3
an octagon is 8 sided and cute
R:10 / I:4
the official 'heh' face of kissu
save it and use it often
R:16 / I:7
You got any games on your phone tablet?
R:7 / I:5
Gordon Frieren in the flesh..
R:1 / I:1
Remember to take breaks when saving the city from evil!
R:14 / I:13
Hark and beware, the Black Cat of Ill Omen has arrived.
R:16 / I:4
Has there been any good (non-porn) Touhou fangames released recently? I used to pay attention to this stuff, but kind of got sidetracked. Mario, Sonic and Touhou are basically the big fan game "genres" out there. I can't read Japanese, though, so text-based stuff is a no-go unless there's a translation out there.
Did Shinmyoumaru ever get the attention she deserves? I think she'd be perfect for a Zelda clone game.
R:6 / I:4
Fucking Florida.
R:3 / I:2
And Chii said, "Let there be water." and the oceans were filled.
R:3 / I:1
spare the rod, spoil the child
R:4 / I:3
Sleepy。。。
R:9 / I:3
the manlet view
R:4 / I:3
*NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM*
R:15 / I:10
>>>/maho/1976
I am for meganethreads.
R:1 / I:1
O_O
R:21 / I:6
Animators snuck in nipples into nipple-less Ranma...
R:11 / I:8
>/jp/
R:0 / I:0
You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward?
R:4 / I:1
Bring back ecclesiastical courts.
R:3 / I:3
Chrom...
R:64 / I:21
Finally... the power of anime and Christ, made official.
R:8 / I:3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWqiZHIoOjk?si=P5zZiEXVDrssBe1x&t=2306

It may be vtubers, but someone tell me that the scale of this concert isn't just more proof that Japan is a magical fantasyland.
R:8 / I:5
HALT!

Beininspektionzeit!
R:2 / I:2
This corporation ranked first in customer satisfaction for FIVE years in a row so you know you can trust them!
They're industry leaders!
Just do what they tell you and everything will turn out fine!
R:3 / I:0
IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB! BOAT HULLS CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!!
R:16 / I:11
Haru = /qa/

Natsu = /jp/

Masa = Vern
R:11 / I:4
!!!!
R:9 / I:3
Acro Bike is a story about a young girl who moves into Littleroot Town and finds out that it's home to none other than Hoenn's one and only Pokemon League champion, Berry Bellossom. Naturally, she wants to support her oshi, but things don't go as planned when she is unwillingly recruited into the nefarious organization Team Magma. Also she later finds out that her dad is Petalburg City's gym leader.
R:11 / I:7
witch maho do u ako
R:10 / I:3
I've heard here and there about how "Think of the Children!" is all the rage with these newer generations. Yet whenever I tell them just how much I do, they reject and profane me. How absurd is that?!
R:1 / I:0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8p_cpw-zgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7kuXtagN30

Funny coincidence. There are two game OSTs I've been listening to recently, and only just now found out that they were both (partially?) done by the same person. I wouldn't have guessed that on my own.
R:30 / I:13
Are boobs really that important?

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