>protect our town's crucial infrastructure
How does this help us play with the mahou shoujo?

>>82048
They don't need to be played with, they need to be arrested. I'm tired of the outages and detours caused by their antics.

Slander! Magical Girls heal the enironment and those around them, not hurt!

You're joking. But I'm not. I will reincarnate as a magical girl. I will save the town. I will spread peace, love and joy. All the little girls will look up to me and I will protect their smiles. This will become my reality and I will maintain my memories of this horrible place so I will be better equipped to fight against the forces of evil in my next life.

>>82055
and i will be your GREATEST FOE because contrast is needed for you to look truly heroic and also i want to blow shit up