Kind of? Maybe? I don't know... I need to think about this one. I think I'm tired to give a serious answer right now.
Hmmm.. there's the moe thing that brightens your day, and then the waifu thing that is probably pretty rare these days, and of course just finding joy in looking at works of beauty....

no
all they do is drain my nutbladder

Yes, you wouldn't be reading this if it weren't for them.

I would say so. Mai waifu helped me through the times in life when I was all alone against the world.

Yes.

I've tried to find ways for them to give me strength but they only give gay stats like dex or int

>>122246
Use Int to become a wizard.
Use wizardry to make yourself strong.