You know it's absolutely insane when you think about it that people will look at Japanese toilets that are floorbound and say "wow that looks inferior" when if you've ever tried taking a dumb while squatting you'd know it's the best possible way to avoid a

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Anonymous 05/02/24 (Thu) 01:47:25 No.74793

You know it's absolutely insane when you think about it that people will look at Japanese toilets that are floorbound and say "wow that looks inferior" when if you've ever tried taking a dumb while squatting you'd know it's the best possible way to avoid any constipation so actually it's completely genius

Anonymous 05/02/24 (Thu) 01:49:18 No.74794

Very fitting image for toilet discussions.

Anonymous 05/02/24 (Thu) 02:20:51 No.74795

True, I've seen stuff like stool layouts that try and raise your legs. But yeah, we're not meant to walk on two legs or sit.

Anonymous 05/02/24 (Thu) 05:49:53 No.74804

>Japanese toilets
Aren't they French?

Anonymous 05/02/24 (Thu) 10:44:01 No.74806

skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi

Anonymous 05/02/24 (Thu) 12:18:14 No.74807

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>>74804
I thought the french were bidets?

Anonymous 05/02/24 (Thu) 12:52:38 No.74809

>>74807
If you search for "French toilet" on wikipedia, you are redirected to squat toilet.

Meanwhile, the Japanese love bidets. Their toilets come with more buttons than there are kanji in the sky, they play music to distract you from the fecal business you are there for and when you are done, a cute girl voice asks you if filling her up with your fluids satisfied you as much as it did her.

Anonymous 05/02/24 (Thu) 13:48:45 No.74810

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>>74809
When I finally get enough money to renovate my bathroom I'm going to get the best Japanese toilet there is. I tried a couple in Japan and I feel like Pandora's box has been opened.

Anonymous 05/02/24 (Thu) 15:15:21 No.74811

Your wording of that is really strange...

Anonymous 05/02/24 (Thu) 15:23:20 No.74812

What other wording of that is there?
"Dat"?
"This"?
"%object(last-assigned-reference)"?

Anonymous 05/02/24 (Thu) 22:16:16 No.74831

dumb cute shab opened the box and let out all the evils of mankind

Anonymous 05/05/24 (Sun) 02:20:08 No.74890

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>>74810
I can imagine that Japanese space toilets are not only more hygienic but also great for people with terminal butthurt. Not that I would know.

Anonymous 05/05/24 (Sun) 02:23:30 No.74891

i want to get the toilet from made in abyss

Anonymous 05/05/24 (Sun) 04:45:53 No.74904

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>>74890
Is Shinku constipated?

Anonymous 05/05/24 (Sun) 14:51:21 No.74917

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>>74904
Dolls don't poop.

Anonymous 05/05/24 (Sun) 16:54:54 No.74918

>>74917
Yes they do

Anonymous 05/05/24 (Sun) 17:21:36 No.74922

https://www.amazon.com/Baby-Born-Surprise-Magic-Potty/dp/B0866T49D3

Anonymous 05/05/24 (Sun) 18:26:14 No.74926

>>74922
cursed

Anonymous 05/06/24 (Mon) 16:00:57 No.74962

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>best possible way to avoid any constipation
UUMMM KISSU-SWEATIES, I HOPE YOU ARE TAKING YOUR DAILY DOSE OF FIBER EVERYDAY!BE SURE YOU DO OR I'LL HAVE TO GIVE IT TO YOU MYSELF.

/jp/ - 2D/Random

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