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/qa/ bump when drunk Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon) 23:47:50 No.88567 [View All]

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Anonymous 01/18/24 (Thu) 01:00:00 No.118733

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Wish I had more beer.

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 23:07:33 No.118827

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drinkeng for the streen!

Atlantic Puffin 01/28/24 (Sun) 03:57:57 No.119163

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10% alcohol beer sure is something, was sipping one down with the lights on and the oppressive nature of the room along with my inebriation lead to me passing out in my chair.

Jaguar 01/28/24 (Sun) 04:01:06 No.119164

>>119163
i really like this image

Tsuchinoko 01/28/24 (Sun) 04:11:42 No.119165

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had the most amount of alcohol ever for me last week with various kinds of beer, wine, and cocktail
this included a whole tall glass of avocado margarita
it tasted very nice with some mexican food
started getting a little dizzy after that but i still rode a scooter for 3 miles along with heavy traffic, fortunately it worked out and there were no near misses

Alpaca 01/28/24 (Sun) 04:20:26 No.119166

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>had the most amount of alcohol ever for me last week
Funnily enough, me too. Was out on a special occasion with brother and because that little shit knew I was paying and that he doesn't drink anymore he ordered whatever he could, which included an irish car bomb, a shot of brandy, a moscow mule, some cocktails and a beer. Most expensive trip to the toilet I've had, but at least he was happy at the end of the night.

Common Dolphin 01/28/24 (Sun) 10:43:38 No.119177

>>119163
>>119165
>>119166
cute stories guys

Anonymous 02/01/24 (Thu) 00:02:22 No.119265

I drank a bottle of wine to cope with the urge to redose my ADHD medication but I don't feel that good. I have benzos, but meh. I wish I could be stimmed all the time because it gives me the drive to do things and be social and I'm cursed with the feeling I need to do something productive every day.

Anonymous 02/01/24 (Thu) 00:05:33 No.119267

I also think I can't stand my own thoughts which are not really conscious and I can't figure out what they are, this could be why not being always distracted by something makes me feel such dread.

Anonymous 02/18/24 (Sun) 21:47:58 No.120034

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Drunk on cheap beer.

Anonymous 02/18/24 (Sun) 22:05:50 No.120038

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Yesterday was the one annual event where I would drink any alcohol at all.
My mom insists that I join her feuerzangenbowle every winter.
So I drank a large cup as instructed and left, because I dislike both alcohol and any crowd larger than 4 people.
And I know nothing about this whole thing reflects well on me.

Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon) 02:47:27 No.120057

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>>120038
I must admit that looks cool as heck. Sucks about the being forced into it part, though. Nobody should be forced to drink if they don't want to.

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 23:29:06 No.120154

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Drunk again.
Time to game.

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 01:41:24 No.120579

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Cheap (but good) white wine, wakame salad and Rozen Maiden.

love wakame salad

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 22:50:22 No.120608

some smelts and beer for the stream

Anonymous 03/22/24 (Fri) 22:22:23 No.121962

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been drinking to the hidamari stream since last week and opened a bottle of malbec to complement it and had some steak on sunday that paired well but today had some chili and it did NOT pair well with the wine

someone recommend me something to salvage this blunder

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 22:28:05 No.122712

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What do I have for food/drink haven't eaten all day...

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 22:37:09 No.122713

>>122712
stupid shab should put on her seatbelt or she'll go flying through the windshield

Anonymous 04/07/24 (Sun) 01:17:07 No.122719

shabs are so stupid

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 14:23:24 No.122957

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saw two cats today while on my way to get beer: one brown tabby and one black and I got to pet the tabby one

i wish the landlord wasn't so anal about pets, the guy brings his dog when he's doing maintenance stuff on the house but won't allow others to keep pets

Anonymous 04/16/24 (Tue) 17:10:03 No.123188

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Beeru umai!

SKÅL

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 17:05:23 No.124366

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4 hours "napped"
canned dolma eaten
10% alc beer in glass
ikuyoo

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 19:35:26 No.124372

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einstök umai

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 02:09:29 No.124437

Drinking to sleep

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 08:24:58 No.124460

Can't walk.

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 15:12:32 No.124468

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>>88567
im dwunk

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 11:56:37 No.124561

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drunk on mead
i hope the 2hus get to taste real mead some day and not that swill marisa made

Anonymous 05/25/24 (Sat) 23:18:55 No.124925

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Eating Mexican so drinking mexican.

Anonymous 05/26/24 (Sun) 17:47:12 No.124955

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Drinking lager and thingken of watching some japanimation.

Anonymous 05/26/24 (Sun) 18:51:56 No.124960

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Not sure if I should go for a 4th can or not.

God I hope the C;H Love Chu Chu translation comes out soon; I NEED to kissu chu chu Yua on the lips.

Anonymous 05/26/24 (Sun) 18:56:06 No.124961

>>124960
Either you can, or you can't.

Anonymous 06/02/24 (Sun) 01:05:28 No.125120

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Instead of the usual whiskey for my old fashioned tried some double oaked bourbon and hey that's pretty good

Think I'm gonna just use bourbon all the time

Anonymous 06/06/24 (Thu) 20:18:28 No.126496

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Drank a lot of white wine and then a lot of captain morgan's.

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 15:51:57 No.129261

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sitting here in me undies and drinking mead

Anonymous 07/18/24 (Thu) 04:06:21 No.131019

Learnt a bit more about how wonderful alcohol is today. Did you know that when you have something over 20 proof and airtight it's basically preserved for eternity?

If you were ok with filtering a bit of cremated human, you'd be able to indulge in wine that's even 2000 years old!
https://www.theguardian.com/science/article/2024/jun/18/oldest-wine-ever-discovered-in-liquid-form-found-in-urn-with-roman-remains

Anonymous 07/18/24 (Thu) 07:46:12 No.131044

>>131019
sssip yes you can really feel the diet this man had it comes through in the smell good specimen

Anonymous 08/07/24 (Wed) 01:36:15 No.132092

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Man this IPA I bought is way too fizzy.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 03:02:15 No.132301

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>>132092
All right, I did a little googling and the fizziness is apparently caused by the beer somehow continuing fermenting after canning. This might actually be true because I cam currently drunk from having drunk a single 330ml can. Not legal to sell in supermarkets but hey I'm not complaining. More bang for your buck.

Also these ghost pepper peanuts I bought are only mildly spicy wtf.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 03:49:26 No.132302

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>>132301
How the flip can you eat those and not die. I can only eat habanero that's been diluted. Also was drinking myself some nice red wine to enjoy the stream with. It was a nice full bodied red with still a berry taste underneath the more earthiness of it. I actually enjoyed it more than I expected to.

Cheers, dude.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 04:10:40 No.132305

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>>132302
I doubt there is much ghost pepper in it. Probably diluted with milder peppers.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 05:10:36 No.132306

drank stella artois today
drank stella artois yesterday

i think it's my favorite

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 21:33:21 No.132322

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>>132320
pooh bear.... please think of your health

Anonymous 09/03/24 (Tue) 21:15:56 No.132896

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I shall drink tonight and then plow through seasonals.

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 21:06:27 No.133530

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Drank some Gekkeikan sake, it was awful. Guess I'll use it as cooking sake.

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 03:43:37 No.133539

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Drank a really nice bottle of some nice fizzy champagne and Château Haut-Brion rouge with my Uncle for dinner. They were both great but I probably shouldn't have gotten a strong starter drink before going to dinner.

Did NOT know that champagne could be so crisp and fizzly but then taste of chocolate afterwards. It was quite the flavor and paired well with the caviar. Then the red was great with the wagyu and dry aged steak we got. Hope sometime in the future I'm able to treat the /qa/ mansion to such a dinner but alas I'm not at that level financially yet.

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 18:29:51 No.133554

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Drunk on cheap white wine.

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 22:18:39 No.133708

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Mixed sweet honey liquor with ginger ale and its FUCKING delicious

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 22:34:46 No.133709

>>133708
This honey liquor is actually extremely sweet... wonder what else it'd be a good mix with...

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 02:46:11 No.133764

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You know I've kinda noticed that whenever I'm drunk things just kinda work out nicely and I don't really need to worry or stress about anything. Life seems more fun while drunk and I succeed at more 'socially'. I wish there were a way to be permanently drunk without inducing liver failure or death. Not blackout of course, but enough to be happy and inebriated.

Does kissu feel similar? Even if it's not in irl situations, posting online becomes a whole bunch easier and more rewarding for less. I don't think anything can beat the feeling of getting a discussion going while fully into it.

Anonymous 10/27/24 (Sun) 06:57:16 No.134672

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8am tuborg and pretzels

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