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(DON'T LIE) Are You A Cat? Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 03:11:25 No.5176 [Reply]

Yes, I am a cat.
No, I am not a cat.
Sorry, I said I was a cat even though I'm not and now I feel immense guilt.

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I am trusting you to tell the truth here.

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Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 03:20:41 No.5179

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See those clothes on the ground? I pee'd on them.
What now?

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 03:21:44 No.5180

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I am a girl cat

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 03:25:47 No.5181

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>>5179
You're going for a ride.

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 03:42:06 No.5182

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Which do I choose if I'm part cat part person?

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 08:02:39 No.5197

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

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(Don't Lie you faggot) Are you a Man or Woman Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 04:19:34 No.5183 [Reply]

Man
Woman
Faggot

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Don't bullshit me.

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Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 04:33:59 No.5192

if i lie and say i'm not a fag, does that make me a double faggot?

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 04:34:50 No.5193

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>>5192
no, that would make OP the double fag!

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 04:41:22 No.5194

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>>5180

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 04:43:46 No.5195

>>5194
ALL cats are honorary fags

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 04:54:30 No.5196

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>>5188
I am going to lie on this poll

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Anonymous 07/14/24 (Sun) 17:38:00 No.4558 [Reply]

osananajimi
doroboneko

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Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 01:02:39 No.5152

>>5151
But Tsumugi is the REAL childhood friend.

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 09:40:02 No.5153

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osananajimi

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 09:40:28 No.5154

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doroboneko

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 10:40:18 No.5155

of course >>5154 bit >>5153

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 16:33:54 No.5156

>>5151
total defeat for osananajimi....
>>5154
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What are these? Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 02:57:21 No.5133 [Reply]

Dogs
Cats

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If you say "beasts" Arceus will spit you from his mouth.

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Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 03:45:43 No.5146

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Instead of this, you chose to revive a blue snail!?

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 04:08:20 No.5147

I'd say dogs, but the top left one is really the only one that really seems obviously a dog. The others are just anatomical randomness.

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 08:42:44 No.5148

From right to left: Sabertooth cat, fox, Sasquatch

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 15:44:13 No.5149

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The modern sprites push the cat side more, especially with Raikou, but the original GS sprites were 100% dog so I will always call them the legendary dogs.

Also, Pikachu is fat and Jynx is black.

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 20:17:18 No.5150

Gerbils. Paw structure, posture, facial structure, overall motifs. It all reads "gerbil" to me.

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Official Delete /jp/ PollAnonymous 05/30/20 (Sat) 23:06:20 No.542 [Reply]

Yes
No

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This is the official poll for deciding whether /jp/ gets deleted or not. The poll's results will respected.

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Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 01:31:22 No.5129

>>5128
Kissu does a lot of stuff together. That wasn't as common, really at all on /qa/. There was only the seasonal stream. The steam thing was made back then, but I don't think it was ever used to organize anything from what I remember. Not like how Kissu has played Terraria and Minecraft and Factorio together.

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 01:35:22 No.5130

>>5128
kissu is still just a backup site for /qa/ in my mind

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 01:39:03 No.5131

Can't vote because I don't save cookies and often change IPs. But I support everyone that voted no. Didn't read the thread will when I have more time.

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 02:33:52 No.5132

>>5129
well back in 2017 there was oj and the not-yet-seasonal stream
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1297567
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1610567
and the steamcord had appeared by july 2018, this is the first time it was publicly linked to
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2205766
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2206180
i don't know what it was used for since i was never there, but some threads were made inviting people to specific games like insurgency, which i assume was not unrelated as there's a post linking to it
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2246089

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 03:21:41 No.5144

>>5132
>i don't know what it was used for since i was never there
I was there, but I don't remember either... I don't recall any discussion happening, but there might've been and I missed it. It's quite annoying how Steam has no chat history... All lost to the sands of time.

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Anonymous 05/10/23 (Wed) 22:37:44 No.2947 [Reply]

Presented for your consideration.
(multiple choice)

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Anonymous 07/12/23 (Wed) 16:52:16 No.3101

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>>3099
Hmm... I can imagine it, but she's so athletic and that she would be gainax-ing all around. I'm not sure if it would be arousing or distracting

Anonymous 10/29/24 (Tue) 19:54:30 No.5115

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>>2951
It really is all about proportions. F cups look ridiculous on a petite girl. And they melt into the fat and become unappealing if they're on a lardass... >>3554 (Sorry, Miku...)

Anonymous 10/29/24 (Tue) 23:43:53 No.5116

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>>5115
>proportions
precisely

Anonymous 10/30/24 (Wed) 04:27:33 No.5117

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AA cuppu, A cuppu, B cuppu.

Anonymous 10/30/24 (Wed) 04:39:03 No.5118

Thread theme.

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Desire vs Moral Ethicacy Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 03:57:45 No.4980 [Reply]

Here we have a list of crimes that polite society has deemed as highly immoral and highly criminal you now have the option to commit only one of these crimes with zero repercussions from the law, so total immunity, that said though you're not immune to any repercussions from civilians not only that, said civilians also have total immunity from their actions on whatever course of justice they see fit. As a bonus though the public won't know you did it but they will know of the crime less they find out of their own volition of course....Oh you can't do any tricky double dipping so no rapes plus murders.
The "nothing" option is just a control of those, who, well pick nothing and wish to stay moral.

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Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 17:54:42 No.5010

>>5009
let's do a little thought experiment
you're reading an eromanga called "the unlucky maiden gets raped by a horde of thirsty goblins"
they come into town, they set everything on fire and kill everyone save for this last girl, they bring her out, tear apart their clothes in the middle of a crowd, and begin forcefully inserting themselves into her four holes while holding her at knifepoint
the girl's shouting "NOOOO I'M BEING RAPED HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN AAAAA" while the goblins go "RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!!"
she ultimately gives out, becomes a husk of a human being and drops to the ground, and the goblins decapitate her and rip out her guts, without her ever getting the chance to legally prosecute them or even tell what happened to another
it is tagged as female:rape and in the comments people are going "man i sure love goblin rape it's my favorite hentai situation"
has she been raped?

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 19:12:47 No.5011

>>5010
>the girl's shouting "NOOOO I'M BEING RAPED HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN AAAAA"
I have no choice but to take her word for it. I don't see how this is supposed to prove your point.

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 19:37:08 No.5012

>>5011
so the only difference is vocalization? if she hadn't said that, it wouldn't be rape?

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 21:38:29 No.5109

>>4980
money without legal risk is of course, perfect
the general public isn't going to care either unless I was stupid and scammed someone's grandma vs say, convincing Google or some shit that I was a vendor they needed to pay (IIRC, this actually happened, some guy falsely billed various large companies and they paid), and I sure won't feel bad about it either

like yeah, you could go and nakadashi some idol and get away with it, but it seems like a waste when loads of money is also on the table
cumming inside a cute girl would just add to my problems, while loads of money would solve most of my problems

Anonymous 10/29/24 (Tue) 10:47:59 No.5114

Financial fraud so that I could be rich. Also in this case even if the public found out it would not matter as they would not really care.

Well either that or I would murder Junzo Hosoi to save the Atelier series.

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Best Hentai Superpower? Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 20:01:27 No.3714 [Reply]

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Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 21:32:41 No.5108

>>5107
Also undermined by the fact that it's squeezecandyheaven and so I was expecting a much bigger mind fuck ending.

I do appreciate the meta-commentary on how disable/re-enable is a shit usage of the power. Just do a straight rape plot if that's what you want.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 21:42:12 No.5110

>>5108
I think the re-enable is mostly the fact that the characters using the hypnosis aren't the kind of people who would actually do the rape unaided (eg, they'd only start off with her hypnotized already), or at least without the safety net of being able to have the girl not say anything.

Either way, sensei really is a fucking moron for noticing that he fucked up, then doing it anyway.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 21:46:48 No.5111

Body modification is obviously the best one. You won't need hypnosis and aphrodisiacs if you can make yourself look like a star. As a bonus, you'd be able to live your life as a loli, maybe even a loli futa who preys on other lolis.
When you eventually get caught doing bad things, you can just turn yourself into a flat blob and escape jail.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 22:45:39 No.5112

>>5111
Being an amorphous thing does sound pretty good.

It does sound like much more work vs hypnosis if you're just after sex.
However, if you're intending to be a decent person that doesn't just take what he wants and damn the sapience of anyone in your way, it's a good choice!

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 22:49:36 No.5113

>>5112
You could also make yourself strong and forcibly take what you want if you're into that, but that's probably thousandfolds more cruel and horrible than what the hypnosis and aphrodisiac superpower users are interested in.

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Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 08:50:39 No.4898 [Reply]

Spiders
Silverfish

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Would you rather have 10 house spiders or 50 silverfish living in your abode?

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Anonymous 10/27/24 (Sun) 16:09:40 No.5080

>>5075
Who are you quoting?

Anonymous 10/27/24 (Sun) 20:40:02 No.5084

>>5080
who are you saging?

Anonymous 10/27/24 (Sun) 22:27:53 No.5090

>>5084
They... uhh.... What?

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 14:49:19 No.5103

>>5090
Well, at a surface glance it would appear that the sage is directed at the poster he is responding to, a way of indicating that his post was not appreciated. However, sageing does nothing to that post and his displeasure is already indicated in the text of the post so it would make no sense to sage at him. You might say that his sage is directed at himself, an admittance that his post is worthless and does not deserve to be seen, but in that case he would simply have not posted it so that can't be it either. So we're left with a scenario where the poster thinks his post is worth seeing and the poster he's responding to is worth responding to but the thread itself does not deserve visibility. It seems most likely, then, that the sage is directed at OP, but it could also be any post except the two described earlier that the poster believes made the entire thread untenable.

So the question stands: Who are you saging?

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 16:31:57 No.5106

he simply shouldn't have saged, that's the straightforward solution

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Anonymous 12/12/23 (Tue) 10:35:38 No.3554 [Reply]

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Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 04:51:23 No.5097

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>>5087
Drumstick lolis are cute and have a mesugaki feel, but I like to think of her being just the right height to faceplant her boobs in a hug. A big soft hug you could really lean into would be blissful.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 05:28:09 No.5098

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>>5097
>Drumstick lolis
i'm gonna use that in the future
oh about this
>Really it's not about the fat, it's about the distribution and overall proportions.
with this artist it's definitely about the fat, different levels of fat for the same person
i, personally, prefer someone i can lift with my two hands and toss around, so i wouldn't go for anyone above the height of 160cm, especially not a fattie

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 06:21:31 No.5099

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>>5098
>with this artist it's definitely about the fat
Yeah, I figured on that. I was more referring to a general case regardless of fetish; you can have a bunch of fat, but it just depends on where it's distributed as the same weight can vary from attractive and curvy — one could say voluptuous even — to "good god you're shaped like a pear". Small girls have their charm, you can pick them up whenever and they're easy to handle: the 40 kg Megumin meme comes to mind. But back to the proportion thing, if they're heavy then they should be tall. I post Ran a lot and I like to imagine she's got a good 15-25 kg in tails alone depending on fur and muscle density (really depends on how you headcanon if their strength is represented in part by actual muscle or all handwaved by magic), combine with height around a 190 cm ballpark and she's pretty heavy. I could manage to princess carry her, but tossing or swinging around is out of the question, that'll probably throw my back out.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 08:56:49 No.5101

>>5098
gross realistic fat

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 12:32:15 No.5102

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>>5091
hello

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The eternal debate Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 01:52:04 No.4852 [Reply]

Rei
Asuka

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Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 02:41:20 No.4877

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>>4869
I want to say "neither", but if if it was a life-or-death situation then I guess I'd have to go with Asuka since she's more of a human instead of a robot doll creature. Any girl in Pokemon chosen at random would be a better choice, though, even those only seen in single episodes.

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 02:44:18 No.4878

>>4877
Rei's not a robot. She's a rotting meat puppet.

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 09:46:18 No.4883

Misato

Anonymous 10/27/24 (Sun) 15:57:27 No.5078

I don't like either of them but I hate Asuka while Rei is just boring.
So Rei.

Anonymous 10/27/24 (Sun) 16:02:08 No.5079

>>5078
>but I hate Asuka
So Asuka

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Look at this Jalter Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 14:56:27 No.5042 [Reply]

That's a very nice Jalter
Wow what a neat Jalter

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Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 16:39:36 No.5043

yea, thats a nice jalter bro

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 18:07:36 No.5044

cute jalter

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 18:10:25 No.5045

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Anonymous 10/16/24 (Wed) 13:14:43 No.5070

>>5043
thanks

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Autumn 2024 Seasonal Voting Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 22:00:57 No.5046 [Reply]

Mahoutsukai ni Narenakatta Onnanoko no Hanashi (the magic reject girls)
Puniru wa Kawaii Slime (the slime girl)
Ranma 1/2 (the boygirl)
Acro Trip (the otaku villain girl)
Orb: On the Movements of the Earth (the astrotheology boy)
Magilumiere Magical Girls Inc (the magical salaryman girl)
Dandadan (the paranormal boy and girl)
Mecha-Ude (the arm boy)
Rurouni Kenshin (the samurai boy)

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Here is the poll for the autumn 2024 seasonal stream!
Vote for shows to keep! Fewer shows than most seasons recently.
You need at least one post on your IP to vote!

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Anonymous 10/13/24 (Sun) 19:37:35 No.5065

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>>5046
>the astrotheology boy
haha...

Anonymous 10/13/24 (Sun) 19:44:28 No.5066

>>5065
i don't understand

Anonymous 10/13/24 (Sun) 20:44:26 No.5067

>>5066
It's hard to be the main character when you're burning in hell for heresy.

Anonymous 10/13/24 (Sun) 22:00:09 No.5068

>>5067
oh yeah i know that happens but for now it's him

Anonymous 10/14/24 (Mon) 01:53:13 No.5069

orb is VERY interesting

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Is it better to marry a... Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 23:13:28 No.5024 [Reply]

lolicon
siscon

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Anonymous 10/10/24 (Thu) 02:02:54 No.5036

>>5034
but lolis are eternal

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 00:14:30 No.5037

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Lolicons are manipulative and abusive kimo freaks that only love you for your looks and will drop you at a drop of a hat.

A siscon will love you forever. This poll being so divided is concerning.

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 00:17:30 No.5038

>>5037
>Lolicons are manipulative and abusive kimo freaks that only love you for your looks and will drop you at a drop of a hat.
that's why i'm getting myself isekai'd to find a dragon vamp monsterloli to marry forever

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 00:57:40 No.5039

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