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 No.34669[Reply]

tubers give me strength

 No.34670

moved to its own thread to spare Nina
hehehe




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 No.32587[Reply]

crappy chat AI exchanges
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 No.33879

>hey, were you able to get a response on that file I asked you to send to the boss?
Unable to get a response.

 No.33884

>I'm thinking of a number from 1 to 1337.

Okay, I'm ready for your number-guessing game! I'll try to guess your number between 1 and 1337 using binary search.

>I won't tell you whether it's higher or lower.

That's a challenge! I'll do my best to guess your number without any hints. Let's start with a random guess.

Is your number 669?

>no

Okay, let's try a different approach.

Is your number 1?
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 No.33986

>im thinking of a number from 1 to 5.5
Got it! Let's play.
Is your number greater than 3?

>yes
Is your number greater than 4?

>no
Okay, so your number is 4.
Would you like to play another round?

>no u dummy, my number is 3.5
Ah, you're right! I should have paid closer attention to the range. 3.5 is a good choice.
Would you like to play another round? This time, let's stick to whole numbers between 1 and 10.

 No.34086

>8*110=?

Sure, I've been focusing on improving my expertise in solving expression evaluation problems. Let's evaluate the expression:
8⋅110

Steps to solve:
1. Multiply the numbers:
8⋅110=880

Answer:
880

 No.34664

>Let's play rock paper scissors. I choose rock!
I choose scissors! You win!

>I choose scissors!
I choose paper! You win again!

>I choose scissors!
I choose rock! I win this round!

>You cheated...
I apologize if it seemed like I was cheating. As a language
model, I am not capable of cheating. My responses are based on
the information that I have been trained on, and I do not have
any special knowledge that would allow me to predict your
choices.
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 No.34663[Reply]

try not to cum

 No.34665

tried "walking tours" on youtube
realized (again) that I don't like social spaces




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 No.34460[Reply]

I did my monthly search for kissu mentions on 4chan and found https://boards.4chan.org/jp/thread/48050503
It's kind of interesting that moderation is lax enough to allow that thread. I wonder if we'll get anyone from that place, although the comment of kissu being "too /a/" is a bit concerning to me. But, I'm just not as big on Touhou as I used to be...
More Kuon converts?
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 No.34588

sagers

 No.34589

to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand what is an /a/-like board. The differences in humor are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of /jp/ culture most of the complaints will go over a typical poster's head. There's also /jp/'s pessmistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the catalog of the board - the multiple generals draw heavily from disc*rd chats, for instance. The /jp/sies understand this stuff; they have the intellectual retardation to truly appreciate the depths of one word posts, to realize that they're not just pointless - they say something deep about MODERATION OF THE BOARD. As a consequence, /a/-like posters truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for example, the quality of the multiple 2hu imagedumps, which itself is the kind of content that should rather be in /c/. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those ret/a/rds scratching their heads in confusion as sitting 'mu's genius unfolds itself on their 'puter screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a flanfly tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for /bant/'s eyes onyl - And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 500 pictures of my own vtumor reaction folders (preferably lower) beforehand.

 No.34598

>>34589
truth

 No.34657

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>>34589
interesting.. I thought this was a [s4s] thing but I guess it's /bant/ since you FORGOT TO CHANGE THE /bant/ TEXT AT THE END DUMMY

 No.34662

>>34657
No, I didn't. The /bant/ text is a reference to a well-known poster that posts here also.




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 No.34655[Reply]

long McDonald's order

 No.34656

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 No.34658

these are pretty nice

 No.34659

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 No.34660

You can't do that at the McDonalds in my country anymore because all the orders are done on a screen now.
It's quite dystopian...




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 No.34654[Reply]

THIS THEM THAR SUNMONKEY JUST LEFT GOLD AT ME FEET
IMMA TAKE IT FOR MESELF



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 No.34591[Reply]

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
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 No.34594

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 No.34603

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>>34594
i'm thinking about it.

 No.34609

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 No.34633

>>34609
shab called me a teen

 No.34883

You know, I was randomly thinking about this artist and remembered they're underage. They won a a prize for like a middle?/high? school Touhou art competition.




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 No.34514[Reply]

What determines the "strangeness" of different fetishes? I say the main factor is whether it is supplementary to regular sexual act or if it supersedes them. Which is why romance plots involving vampires/monsters are relatively mainstream, while things like scat or baby rp are not.

 No.34521

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wish kuon would baby rp with me

 No.34528

you could articulate that idea as "how far removed is this from standard human behavior" and certainly it is weirder to have a fetish for floor tiles than it is to have a foot fetish
for the monster it depends because when you go into real non-humanoid xeno or truly eldritch monstrosities, that's quite different from some humanoid with antlers or a couple tentacles, you have there too the departure from normative bodies (tentacle monsters are just a bunch of bdsm penises so they're more acceptable)
>>34521
kuon baby rp'ing with elle? double bab

 No.34582

>>34514
My fetish is strange because it's impossible to experience in meat space

 No.34590

>>34582
Vorefag...




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 No.34583[Reply]

It happened again. I opened a new tab for a thread where I wanted to reply to someone, but didn't have the time to write an appropriate post. Lazed around all day and by the time there was free time the will to post was no longer there. So the tab was closed.

 No.34585

canNOT empathize i just really can't honestly

 No.34587

Same except I don't even close the tab




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 No.34407[Reply]

Shoved a vibrator up my ass and I'm feeling rather ambivalent about it... I get the feeling buttsex may not be all it's cracked up to be, even with hats on.
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 No.34433

>>34430
Yes, I suppose that's why the first time I felt it but in the second try there was nothing. It was a mental thing. Thank you, CEO of gay.
By the way, how do you keep things clean?(ALSO FORGOT KUON)

 No.34439

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>>34433
Don't eat anything for six to eight hours before use on your kuonhole and do an enema prior as well. Careful of those though as too much water pressure can damage your inner kuon so I would squeeze the water in slowly, empty the butt of water at the halfway mark (when bulb is half empty) and use the rest of the water. Also on the day you want to use it eat only water soluble foods, could also do it the day before as well to keep kuon healthy.

 No.34476

>>34439
sounds like a very restricted use of your kuon... nothing like my japanse eromanga

 No.34567

>>34430
Vibrators are better because they let you trick yourself into thinking it's just a weird femdom thing and you're not a humongous boy-molesting fruit.

 No.34575

>>34567
this only works if you have a woman to jam them in, but otherwise if you're by yourself it's mega gay




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 No.34570[Reply]

so... I'm non-binary.

 No.34574

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i'm into poly




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 No.34558[Reply]

 No.34563

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!




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 No.34560[Reply]

what if instead of the men who stare at goats
it was the men who post about cunny

 No.34561

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 No.34562

>>34561
starcun project was successful don't let anyone tell you otherwise




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 No.34515[Reply]

What pen and paper RPGs would Kuon play?
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 No.34523

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>>34517
i don't think kuon would play literally the most evil RPG ever made

 No.34524

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>>34523
But that's the only game kissu has played at this point.
Speaking of which, kissu should do another tabletop game thing.
Kuon might be involved.

 No.34525

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>>34524
Kissu should play Maid RPG. Naturally the game would take place in the /qa/ mansion.

 No.34529

>>34525
Compromise, kissu plays GURPS but using Maid RPG influence in it.
Kuon..

 No.34531

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>>34529
Be sure to use the GURPS Maids official supplement.




 No.33579[Reply]

you know glitch, the guys that are making the digital circus? well they have another big show that just ended, murder drones, and it's been a very long time since i've seen something so clearly aimed at teenage girls
¥snarky outsider mc seeks to destroy humanity as she struggles with her satano-vampiric possession powers alongside her puppy-brained not-bf and the bad bitches she befriends with whom she ventures into lampooned horror scenarios alternating with badass action scenes while exploring their tragic past with lots of meta humor and nostalgia throughout
it says in their site its demographic is 13-24
anyways i found it fairly fun to watch and the animation is spectacular
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 No.34113

>>34108
ragey sagey

 No.34115

What's also interesting is that Evbo has actually been doing this for years and getting million of views, he went from long stories to sketches and back. The difference with Parkour Civilization seems to be that it broke containment.
He also has an old video somewhat explaining his thought process behind it, it's interesting seeing how it still aligns with his civ series.

 No.34347

>>34075
that was actually pretty good. Would recommend.

 No.34371

I wanna fuck those robots Jesus Christ

 No.34522

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it's fun to live in a country where copyright isn't real
if kuon were introduced to the concept it's possible she'd disagree, but still




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