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NINA! 11/07/24 (Thu) 18:24:19 No.34663 [Reply]

try not to cum

NINA! 11/08/24 (Fri) 06:57:02 No.34665

tried "walking tours" on youtube
realized (again) that I don't like social spaces

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KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/27/24 (Sun) 05:34:10 No.34460 [Reply]

I did my monthly search for kissu mentions on 4chan and found https://boards.4chan.org/jp/thread/48050503
It's kind of interesting that moderation is lax enough to allow that thread. I wonder if we'll get anyone from that place, although the comment of kissu being "too /a/" is a bit concerning to me. But, I'm just not as big on Touhou as I used to be...
More Kuon converts?

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someone give me a secret name 11/05/24 (Tue) 11:15:34 No.34588

sagers

someone give me a secret name 11/05/24 (Tue) 12:40:29 No.34589

to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand what is an /a/-like board. The differences in humor are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of /jp/ culture most of the complaints will go over a typical poster's head. There's also /jp/'s pessmistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the catalog of the board - the multiple generals draw heavily from disc*rd chats, for instance. The /jp/sies understand this stuff; they have the intellectual retardation to truly appreciate the depths of one word posts, to realize that they're not just pointless - they say something deep about MODERATION OF THE BOARD. As a consequence, /a/-like posters truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for example, the quality of the multiple 2hu imagedumps, which itself is the kind of content that should rather be in /c/. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those ret/a/rds scratching their heads in confusion as sitting 'mu's genius unfolds itself on their 'puter screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a flanfly tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for /bant/'s eyes onyl - And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 500 pictures of my own vtumor reaction folders (preferably lower) beforehand.

someone give me a secret name 11/05/24 (Tue) 19:52:44 No.34598

>>34589
truth

NINA! 11/07/24 (Thu) 04:18:52 No.34657

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>>34589
interesting.. I thought this was a [s4s] thing but I guess it's /bant/ since you FORGOT TO CHANGE THE /bant/ TEXT AT THE END DUMMY

NINA! 11/07/24 (Thu) 15:02:09 No.34662

>>34657
No, I didn't. The /bant/ text is a reference to a well-known poster that posts here also.

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NINA! 11/07/24 (Thu) 02:50:24 No.34654 [Reply]

THIS THEM THAR SUNMONKEY JUST LEFT GOLD AT ME FEET
IMMA TAKE IT FOR MESELF

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KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/30/24 (Wed) 10:40:26 No.34514 [Reply]

What determines the "strangeness" of different fetishes? I say the main factor is whether it is supplementary to regular sexual act or if it supersedes them. Which is why romance plots involving vampires/monsters are relatively mainstream, while things like scat or baby rp are not.

KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/30/24 (Wed) 18:56:41 No.34521

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wish kuon would baby rp with me

KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/31/24 (Thu) 06:53:18 No.34528

you could articulate that idea as "how far removed is this from standard human behavior" and certainly it is weirder to have a fetish for floor tiles than it is to have a foot fetish
for the monster it depends because when you go into real non-humanoid xeno or truly eldritch monstrosities, that's quite different from some humanoid with antlers or a couple tentacles, you have there too the departure from normative bodies (tentacle monsters are just a bunch of bdsm penises so they're more acceptable)
>>34521
kuon baby rp'ing with elle? double bab

someone give me a secret name 11/05/24 (Tue) 01:27:40 No.34582

>>34514
My fetish is strange because it's impossible to experience in meat space

someone give me a secret name 11/05/24 (Tue) 13:11:39 No.34590

>>34582
Vorefag...

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someone give me a secret name 11/05/24 (Tue) 04:08:35 No.34583 [Reply]

It happened again. I opened a new tab for a thread where I wanted to reply to someone, but didn't have the time to write an appropriate post. Lazed around all day and by the time there was free time the will to post was no longer there. So the tab was closed.

someone give me a secret name 11/05/24 (Tue) 07:20:01 No.34585

canNOT empathize i just really can't honestly

someone give me a secret name 11/05/24 (Tue) 11:15:12 No.34587

Same except I don't even close the tab

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need new secret name 10/25/24 (Fri) 00:26:36 No.34407 [Reply]

Shoved a vibrator up my ass and I'm feeling rather ambivalent about it... I get the feeling buttsex may not be all it's cracked up to be, even with hats on.

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KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/26/24 (Sat) 01:43:16 No.34433

>>34430
Yes, I suppose that's why the first time I felt it but in the second try there was nothing. It was a mental thing. Thank you, CEO of gay.
By the way, how do you keep things clean?(ALSO FORGOT KUON)

KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/26/24 (Sat) 02:17:25 No.34439

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>>34433
Don't eat anything for six to eight hours before use on your kuonhole and do an enema prior as well. Careful of those though as too much water pressure can damage your inner kuon so I would squeeze the water in slowly, empty the butt of water at the halfway mark (when bulb is half empty) and use the rest of the water. Also on the day you want to use it eat only water soluble foods, could also do it the day before as well to keep kuon healthy.

KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/28/24 (Mon) 02:05:18 No.34476

>>34439
sounds like a very restricted use of your kuon... nothing like my japanse eromanga

someone give me a secret name 11/04/24 (Mon) 18:38:36 No.34567

>>34430
Vibrators are better because they let you trick yourself into thinking it's just a weird femdom thing and you're not a humongous boy-molesting fruit.

someone give me a secret name 11/04/24 (Mon) 21:25:27 No.34575

>>34567
this only works if you have a woman to jam them in, but otherwise if you're by yourself it's mega gay

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someone give me a secret name 11/04/24 (Mon) 19:50:50 No.34570 [Reply]

so... I'm non-binary.

someone give me a secret name 11/04/24 (Mon) 21:22:11 No.34574

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i'm into poly

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someone give me a secret name 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:23:18 No.34558 [Reply]

someone give me a secret name 11/03/24 (Sun) 20:27:39 No.34563

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ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

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someone give me a secret name 11/03/24 (Sun) 09:58:11 No.34560 [Reply]

what if instead of the men who stare at goats
it was the men who post about cunny

someone give me a secret name 11/03/24 (Sun) 12:22:32 No.34561

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someone give me a secret name 11/03/24 (Sun) 20:22:42 No.34562

>>34561
starcun project was successful don't let anyone tell you otherwise

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KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/30/24 (Wed) 11:15:49 No.34515 [Reply]

What pen and paper RPGs would Kuon play?

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KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/30/24 (Wed) 22:12:33 No.34523

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>>34517
i don't think kuon would play literally the most evil RPG ever made

KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/30/24 (Wed) 23:34:13 No.34524

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>>34523
But that's the only game kissu has played at this point.
Speaking of which, kissu should do another tabletop game thing.
Kuon might be involved.

KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/30/24 (Wed) 23:51:22 No.34525

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>>34524
Kissu should play Maid RPG. Naturally the game would take place in the /qa/ mansion.

KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/31/24 (Thu) 16:38:18 No.34529

>>34525
Compromise, kissu plays GURPS but using Maid RPG influence in it.
Kuon..

KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/31/24 (Thu) 20:24:59 No.34531

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>>34529
Be sure to use the GURPS Maids official supplement.

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KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/29/24 (Tue) 00:29:42 No.34488 [Reply]

What would Kuon think of Spanish DBZ lolidom eroanimation?
It's an important icon of cultural exchange, which I'm sure she would appreciate in her own way given her various experiences in Tuskur and Yamato.

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KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/29/24 (Tue) 07:02:10 No.34500

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>>34496
>kyojiri loli
>Loli characters that have a huge_ass
But she also has developed breasts, wide hips, muscles and... actually maybe it would save time to list the loli traits she has, which are....uhh...

Gelbooru points out that kyojiri loli is basically the inverse of oppai loli and that makes enough sense I guess. Definitely a Western thing since Western artists like putting giant butts on everyone. Seems like the easiest way to get followers and fame so you can't blame them. I'm glad Kuon is relatively unknown in cases like this.

KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/29/24 (Tue) 16:50:59 No.34506

>>34500
Her breasts are on the smaller end of the spectrum, arguably smaller than the weird cone boobers some people give their lolis. Wide hips are extremely common, and I'm not sure what you mean by muscles since they're not marked, and there do exist some muscle lolis out there, though they're rare.
Something weird that happens in western discussion here and there is the argument that "shortstack" is a codeword for loli with how the line is heavily blurred in this way, as you can see in this post and the one it's replying to:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/69059660/#69079230
It really is a blessing that Kuon doesn't have to deal with this shit.

KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/29/24 (Tue) 16:56:00 No.34507

>>34506
Well that's because westerners are retarded and don't know dick about anything.
Kuon be praised that she'll never deal with westoids.

KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/29/24 (Tue) 18:28:11 No.34508

>>34507
Kuon wouldn't like seeing you insult yourself like that.

KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/29/24 (Tue) 23:58:51 No.34510

>>34507
You see, this is a really, really ironic thing to say about Kuon in particular, because she lives in what is basically a romanticized recreation of feudal Chinese and Japanese society.

[Super Major Ultra spoiler, you have been warned non-Utawarerumono players]:
Kuon lives in a post-climate disaster Earth where humanity has essentially gone extinct. The kemomimi people were lab-created to survive the new conditions as the last thing humanity did before going extinct due to a curse. The kemomimi people emerge from the labs they were created in and flourish on the surface and go on to rebuild society, but in doing so they only imitate the aesthetic forms of humanity's past, especially in Yamato. For Yamato in particular, we explicitly learn that one remaining human had been sharing knowledge of the past with the kemomimi people, and prior to this the kemomimi people were largely tribal and ignorant, but this human's knowledge allowed them to construct a great capital and state. To some extent, we also see this happen in the first game with Hakuowlo sharing knowledge like how to make fertilizer and other things which dramatically increase the strength of the small farming town he finds himself in, (which will eventually become the Japan-spanning empire of Tsukur). Hakuowlo is kind of unique though what with the whole being a human who's sorta possessed by a God, and at the same time being a re-awakened God thing he's got going on... At any rate! All that's to say... The society Kuon lives in is entirely derivative of the extinct human culture. They are quite literally weeaboos for humanity. Humans essentially only exist in myth because every cryo-preserved human Kuon and others find immediately is struck by the curse that is placed upon humanity, turning them into a large writhing mass of red flesh. Kuon herself is literally a relic hunter for human artifacts, which is how she finds Haku!!

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need new secret name 10/11/24 (Fri) 10:37:16 No.34101 [Reply]

https://poketypes.jahus.net/
I did it!

need new secret name 10/11/24 (Fri) 21:40:39 No.34103

i don't understand
is this for theorycrafting?

need new secret name 10/11/24 (Fri) 21:52:05 No.34104

think I saw someone using this for a pokemon randomizer where every pokemon had random types and the weaknesses/strenths for each type were also randomized

need new secret name 10/11/24 (Fri) 21:52:52 No.34105

or something like this, rather
guess this is just a quiz, but I think I'd get about 80% or so since I can never remember distinctions between ground and rock

KUON KUON KUON KUON KUON 10/29/24 (Tue) 01:25:06 No.34490

I want to be able to recite all the pokemon types, so I found nine dual-type pokemon that cover all the types.

Bulbasaur - Grass Poison
Charizard - Fire Flying
Rattata* - Dark Normal

Raichu* - Electric Psychic
Sandshrew* - Ice Steel
Poliwrath - Water Fighting

Geodude - Rock Ground
Shedinja - Bug Ghost
Altaria* - Dragon Fairy

Kuon - ???

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