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Anonymous 08/04/22 (Thu) 11:01:51 No.10517 [Reply]

Kissu is like a city street.

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Anonymous 08/04/22 (Thu) 13:35:38 No.10520

nice filesize lmao

Anonymous 08/04/22 (Thu) 22:40:05 No.10521

the 31.4mb famimart run
grab me a a pocari sweat pls

Anonymous 08/04/22 (Thu) 23:01:34 No.10522

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Chicken onigiri and dried squid pl0x.

Anonymous 08/04/22 (Thu) 23:03:49 No.10523

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street lights
people

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 00:27:14 No.12231

maybe if it was a city street 4 years ago

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Anonymous 07/30/22 (Sat) 09:21:39 No.10470 [Reply]

Happy birthday Doremi. Sorry to hear you missed out on steak again.

Anonymous 07/30/22 (Sat) 18:15:29 No.10473

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Which Doremi?

Anonymous 07/30/22 (Sat) 21:53:26 No.10474

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>>10473
This one!

Anonymous 07/30/22 (Sat) 21:59:10 No.10475

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>>10474
Ah, that was my assumption! Happy birthday! (and is it 30th or the 31st? Not sure if you're using Japan time)
*cough cough* >>10412

Anonymous 07/30/22 (Sat) 09:06:56 No.10469 [Reply]

Programmers national anthem

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 01:14:23 No.12260

>>10469
MY EARS OWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Anonymous 07/10/22 (Sun) 03:07:27 No.10244 [Reply]

comfyposting from bed in my phone to tell you that the mobile site is broken, if I go to the catalog and try to open a thread I get “Error Boundry Hit” and it doesn’t work, it happens when I try to enter a thread from the index too.

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Anonymous 07/10/22 (Sun) 03:24:37 No.10249

safari

Anonymous 07/10/22 (Sun) 03:35:58 No.10250

I see, that function isn't in apple products until recently. Shame.
I uploaded a fix that should disable the problem sections

Anonymous 07/10/22 (Sun) 03:39:33 No.10251

that fixed it, thanks

Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue) 14:44:45 No.10433

I think the mobile site for the new ui is broken again, doesn’t give me an error this time though

Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue) 14:51:26 No.10434

>>10433
Personally, on mobile Firefox I'm no longer seeing the RSS button at the top of the page, it's only present in the homepage.

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Anonymous 07/23/22 (Sat) 23:35:15 No.10376 [Reply]

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighthouse_and_naval_vessel_urban_legend

Anonymous 07/23/22 (Sat) 23:48:23 No.10377

Canada

Anonymous 07/23/22 (Sat) 23:51:46 No.10378

>The U.S. Navy once had a webpage debunking it, although this did not stop the former U.S. Director of National Intelligence Mike McConnell using it as a joke in a 2008 speech.
I love this kind of sentence, especially on Wikipedia.

Anonymous 07/24/22 (Sun) 00:13:12 No.10379

classic Canadian joke

Anonymous 07/24/22 (Sun) 01:21:04 No.10381

Drank an all Canadian energy drink today

Anonymous 07/24/22 (Sun) 22:20:13 No.10411

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Should've chosen a better location for your lighthouse.

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Anonymous 07/21/22 (Thu) 15:13:01 No.10355 [Reply]

switched to new ui cause it has the lala theme

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Anonymous 07/21/22 (Thu) 15:46:14 No.10357

Oh wait, is that a Tsukuyomi reference...

Anonymous 07/21/22 (Thu) 16:26:56 No.10358

It's a really nice theme

Anonymous 07/21/22 (Thu) 17:46:24 No.10359

>>10357
yes

Anonymous 07/21/22 (Thu) 19:27:52 No.10360

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Ah, thanks for reminding me that I want to make a general css thread soon

Anonymous 07/22/22 (Fri) 09:27:45 No.10363

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LALA LALA LALA!!!

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 06:24:33 No.10322 [Reply]

Strings...

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Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 18:05:51 No.10326

In 2014, Ericsson reported Erlang was being used in its support nodes, and in GPRS, 3G and LTE mobile networks worldwide and also by Nortel and T-Mobile.[19]
...

Erlang is the programming language used to code WhatsApp.[20]

Since being released as open source, Erlang has been spreading beyond telecoms, establishing itself in other vertical markets such as FinTech, gaming, healthcare, automotive, internet of things and blockchain. Apart from WhatsApp, there are other companies listed as Erlang's success stories: Vocalink (a MasterCard company), Goldman Sachs, Nintendo, AdRoll, Grindr, BT Mobile, Samsung, OpenX, and SITA.[21][22]

A phone infrastructure programming language... for some reason

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 18:16:11 No.10327

>>10326
It's pretty widespread now, AWS is almost certainly using it alongside their RabbitMQ offering: https://aws.amazon.com/amazon-mq/

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 18:27:34 No.10328

>>10327
I guess it's very good at dispatching messages to lots of clients. It's always odd to me when large companies create new languages for their company when they are only superficially different or exist to enforce certain standards on their dev team.

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 23:48:17 No.10333

>>10328
In Erlang's case, they had a very specific set of requirements that weren't properly met by any existing languages. Lots of languages had individual qualities they needed, but they couldn't find anything with all of them in one place.

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 23:56:06 No.10337

Erlang reminds me of Ermac from Mortal Kombat.

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Feedback #6: Culture, Optimizations and Improvements Anonymous 08/11/21 (Wed) 00:23:19 No.8005 [Reply][Last50 Posts]

This is the next iteration of Kissu's feedback discussion AKA devblog. Though there's not much in the way of dev there are still bugs to fix. This iteration will hopefully focus on admin-blogging or tool development.

Important Note: If you want a new software feature (or a really any sort of change) provide me with a detailed proposal. It must be at least 3 sentences long and tell me why it's needed.

Updates:

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Software

Kissu's features are in a good place. There's no reason to rewrite anything, only improve and fix. On the outside, this is a unique site with an appearance you won't find anywhere else yet still your typical imageboard interface. This puts software at the software state we were sitting in 1 1/4 years ago before I started drafting a new UI except with more features that were more optimally integrated into the package.
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Nerd Things

People may not fully realize it, but Vichan is a dead end and their HTML and JavaScript implementations leave developers at a dead end. Not that I really endorse alternatives such as JSChan or Lynxchan which think NodeJS doesn't have similar problems as PHP... at least the UI is more moddern

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Administration

Positives: No major raids or attacks on the site yet I've still been promoting Kissu. FAQ and Rules have been clarified to make it more clear to newcomers about what Kissu is about or how to use the new UI.
Negatives: Previously noted that we'd have an IRC channel, that exists(rizon#kissu) for when it needs to be used, but there are other ways to communicate that are better. Finances are what they are.

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Future Tasks:

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Software

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Lamer 07/01/22 (Fri) 08:41:05 No.10186

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And again.

Lamer 07/01/22 (Fri) 08:44:38 No.10187

Nice feature, and thanks for having it work on the old frontend as well.

Lamer 07/01/22 (Fri) 15:30:18 No.10188

>>10187
By luck really. WebAssembly got completely gutted a few years ago following the Spectre and Meltdown CPU vulnerabilities which ruined multi-threaded applications(2017) and they've only started trying to make it work again(2020).
I can't have kissu.moe/thumbnailer/ work inside of the pages because youtube hasn't enabled a header, meaning that I'd have to use single threaded FFMPEG. And I tried to do exactly that except FFMPEG WASM hasn't had an update in a year and single-threaded breaks.
https://blog.logrocket.com/understanding-sharedarraybuffer-and-cross-origin-isolation/

This tool is really a thing of modern web design
- multi threaded Web Assembly
- React Hooks
- Indexeddb API
- Broadcastchannel API

Anonymous 09/20/22 (Tue) 13:21:14 No.10803

I want to comb through the banners to find dead links. Can I have your permission?

Anonymous 09/20/22 (Tue) 13:26:55 No.10804

>>10803
sure, you can check them

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Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 23:14:32 No.10180

>>10176
nenmin...

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 23:17:56 No.10181

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hello Madotsuki 06/26/22 (Sun) 22:17:42 No.10159 [Reply]

im new here an um i want to kissu

Madotsuki 06/26/22 (Sun) 22:18:29 No.10160

*kissus you*

Madotsuki 06/26/22 (Sun) 22:19:47 No.10161

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>>10160
thank you so much..

Madotsuki 06/26/22 (Sun) 22:49:57 No.10162

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>>10160
Hello!
It might be counterintuitive, but /b/ is our meta board for tech support and other site stuff, but hello nonetheless!
Most people browse /all/ (shows all boards) so people will still see your /b/ thread, but it's something to keep in mind.
Welcome to kissu!

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Sportschan.org 10000 GET Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed) 19:25:15 No.10000 [Reply]

Make the MLB thread
NOW
O
W

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Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed) 19:30:16 No.10002

i lik basbal budy. i luv criket budy

Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed) 21:04:35 No.10004

POTATO

Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed) 23:12:45 No.10006

ah these guys are still around huh
I remember checking on them once for some reason in like 2017 and they have GETWatcher events on like every chan.

Anonymous 06/09/22 (Thu) 00:03:40 No.10007

>>10006
ah these guys are still around huh
I remember checking on them once for some reason in like 2017 and they have cuckimeWatcher events on like every chan.

Anonymous 06/09/22 (Thu) 00:58:40 No.10008

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Which Board Does This Go On? Anonymous 05/07/22 (Sat) 15:33:36 No.9692[Reply]

Even in the mod chat room we have this question. Now there is a thread for it.
Ask the staff and community where you think your thread or post idea should go.

Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 06:17:10 No.9734

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Which board should discuss the philosophical implications of furry Patchy?

Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 06:18:41 No.9735

>>9734
Yes.

Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 12:15:02 No.9736

Definitely kissu

Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed) 19:23:23 No.9999

>>9736
Correct.

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Fuck the Recursive Bible! RecursiveBible 06/06/22 (Mon) 02:45:53 No.9940 [Reply]

Have any of you ever spent so much time with fundamentalists that you started thinking characters from the Bible decided to read the Bible itself to figure out what they had to do next? FUCK THE RECURSIVE BIBLE! Also, days were less than 24 hours long in the distant past, "red" was sometimes used in the Bible to describe brown objects, and most Bible-thumpers might secretly be porn addicts.

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Anonymous 06/06/22 (Mon) 03:58:46 No.9948

>>9945
Because of futaba, but I have no idea why /b/ was random there. Someone who speaks Japanese might know?

Anonymous 06/06/22 (Mon) 09:12:58 No.9952

bumping this thread

Anonymous 06/07/22 (Tue) 00:23:01 No.9954

>>9948
b for bakas

Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed) 19:22:29 No.9998

>>9940
There wasn't a Bible around for the characters from the Bible to read

Anonymous 06/09/22 (Thu) 20:40:18 No.10020

The fuck are you on about?

Embed Deleted Video Anonymous 06/03/22 (Fri) 10:36:21 No.9921 [Reply]

Any good videos for when a mod deletes an embed?

Anonymous 06/03/22 (Fri) 11:07:15 No.9922

Are you asking for a video file or are you asking for a video link (to replace the embedded with another embedded)? I don't know how deleting an embed works.

Anonymous 06/03/22 (Fri) 11:13:51 No.9923

It's easiest to either replace it with another video or delete it outright. Trying to transmute an embeded video into a file video is alchemy

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