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File:[Erai-raws] Dungeon Meshi ….jpg (418.41 KB,1280x720)

 No.75071[Reply]

this shab just bit me

 No.75072

Can you prove that?

 No.75073

now that I check again, she looks very Chinese

 No.75074

a cat is fine




File:1712513491776.jpeg (310.15 KB,1920x2530)

 No.73431[Reply]

Look, I'm just saying. If I HAD to bang a dude.....
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 No.73862

File:1607238774152.jpg (755.38 KB,800x1120)

kino no kimo

 No.73863

>>73861
That's pretty tame honestly.

 No.74930

>>73856
>>73860
whats wrong with you
why are you such a sick freak
leave the boi alone

 No.75067

File:[SubsPlease] Dainanaoji - ….jpg (278.27 KB,1920x1080)

Sorry /jp/, he's taken.

 No.75081

>>75067
me on the left




File:R-1715288480338.jpg (63.98 KB,600x900)

 No.75053[Reply]

What does it mean to bite a shab?
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 No.75055

seriously though, I don't know what "bit a shab" means

 No.75056

File:1486257164152.jpg (7.32 KB,202x202)

>>75055
Anon is turning shabs into ugly fat otaku.

 No.75057

to bite or not to bite, that is the question

 No.75058

File:1493084326629.jpg (126.73 KB,1000x1000)

OP is a FAG

 No.75059

>>75058
this shab is asking for a bite




File:e0d65216fb6e43834e88a7dfa….jpeg (1.85 MB,1736x2456)

 No.75046[Reply]

teh plumper

 No.75048

File:[Piyoko] Himitsu no AiPri ….jpg (194.69 KB,1920x1080)

OH MY GOD IT'S A NEW KORURI IMAGE!

 No.75049

piggy

 No.75050

Squish that cat




File:[SubsPlease] Hibike! Eupho….jpg (110.09 KB,1280x720)

 No.75001[Reply]

I find it hilarious that Euphonium is still doing this yuribait thing even though they've made it exceedingly clear, over and over again, that they're both gonna end up with dudes. It's just bullying at this point.
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 No.75033

File:1498796613892.jpg (123.23 KB,689x1000)

Would you let them play your euphonium?

 No.75034

>>75031
What happened to Himari and why can't she get out of her blanket

 No.75036

>>75034
it keeps the biters away

 No.75037

File:[Piyoko] Himitsu no AiPri ….jpg (268.5 KB,1920x1080)

>>75034
you on the right

 No.75041

>>75031
i just BIT this shab...




File:[New-raws] Ooi! Tonbo - 03….jpg (658.06 KB,1920x2160)

 No.75009[Reply]

Footie with the boys? No thanks, I'm playing golf with the men.
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 No.75025

>>75021
spermer

 No.75026

>>75024
Stop biting that shab.

 No.75028

>>75023
Naruhodo. So that's why my imouto always suggests when go mini golfing when I visit her.

 No.75030

>>75028
I always play Frisbee gold with her

 No.75035

>>75030
Glad you're keeping her entertained when I'm out golfing with your daughter.




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 No.74950[Reply]

Sometimes feels like I'm missing out not playing all these FOTM games with friends because I'm too shy for voice which is usually a necessity in them because your other limbs are occupied.
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 No.75004

File:1702008070242.png (411.83 KB,461x639)

>>74951
Same. Been wondering what makes helldivers so special but feels pointless to try it since I'd be playing alone.

 No.75005

>>74999
>push to talk button
Get yourself a directional microphone and keep it on during the whole session.

 No.75013


 No.75015

ohhh
the digits i see

 No.75018

>>75015
For some reason, I read that in the melody of "o, say can you see".




 No.75006[Reply]

( ゚∀゚)o彡°えーりん!えーりん!

 No.75007

twenty years of eirin helping everyone out....
this really is some insane stuff

 No.75008

File:1547917913123.jpg (45.62 KB,480x480)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.75011

Time goes by too fast. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Cool video. Glad Touhou animations are still being made

 No.75016

>>75011
there are a few jap comments joking that we're still in the heisei era




File:[SubsPlease] Yuru Camp S3 ….jpg (211.51 KB,1920x1080)

 No.74940[Reply]

Rin's mom
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 No.74985

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>>74967
OLDER women, not old women.

 No.74986

>>74985
old < older < oldest
That's how the comparative works.

 No.74987

>>74986
milf milfer milfest? milfest sounds like a con

 No.74988

>>74987
The world's premier convention for military otaku: Milfest.

 No.74989

>>74988
reminds me of a running gag when i was in the military of always pronouncing milfit (military fitness) as milf it.




File:[Subsplease] Madome - 01 ….webm (8.21 MB,1280x720)

 No.73304[Reply]

>>73291
Pay her? I have no use for such ephemeral transactions.
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 No.73994

File:[SubsPlease] Madome - 02 ….webm (4.73 MB,1920x1080)

And now I have diabetes

 No.74004

>>73994
matoed

 No.74735

File:[Chihiro] Maou no Ore ga D….jpg (280.3 KB,1920x1080)

She's crying.

She's CRYING and it's all AUTISM'S FAULT

 No.74738

Surely tomorrow will be the day I catch up on this show

 No.74982

File:[Chihiro] Maou no Ore ga D….jpg (218.93 KB,1920x1080)

>>74738
Okay, I've caught up to episode 5. I like this show a lot! The romantic parts are really nice. Unfortunately with a 12 episode show I can't really feel the romance since they have to rush through things, but it still has nice moments. The humor and silly faces remind me of the sleepy princess show.




File:[SubsPlease] Kaijuu 8-gou ….jpg (368.3 KB,1920x1080)

 No.74642[Reply]

If he transformed while wearing the suit (aside from his head), would it out him? Feel like that's his out from suffering a 30 year old body.
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 No.74956

>>74947
why are you doubling down

 No.74960

>>74956
I'm willing to talk about your new favorite show with you, but you're gonna need to say something other than "nuh uh" if you want to keep the conversation going.

 No.74963

>>74960
hardly my favorite, but basically
>The suits really make the kaijuu transformation pointless from an action/powerlevel standpoint
clearly not a thing, as he went back to the transformation and we were able to see how incredibly powerful it is as kikoru jobbed to the boosted kaijuu while kafka oneshot the monster again by punching it once real hard
>his ability to transform back to totally human make it pointless as a plot element.
>the suit can't do the thing it was shown to have done the episode before
the suits work and are relevant to the story, mina and soshiro will continue to be strong as leaders of the DF and have their own fights against kaijuu, while for kafka who has an actual kaijuu transformation it shouldn't be weird that an imitation is weaker than that
>Even if it didn't break the suit outright, the thing has sensors that measure his vitals and those would definitely go crazy
>consistency problems like why the suit and his broken bones were unaffected by him going kaijuu and coming back.
as for this part, it's the norm for transformations to give a temporary powerup to the user to override their wounds and then restored to his previous state when coming back. i'm not gonna defend because it's silly, but it shouldn't be singled out as anything other than a common trope
and his identity did become known to a new person on the defense force's side as expected

 No.74964

>>74947
It was only shown to enhance people's ability to semi-superhuman levels. I don't know where you got the idea that it was making people as strong as kaijuu. If that were the case then they'd be fighting the kaijuu hand-to-hand, not using the suits for carrying and operating heavy weaponry that takes down the kaijuu instead. Although I did find the transformation with no secondary issues kinda dumb. We see the other human transforming Kaijuu morphing while in humanoid form while Kafka seems to just have two forms? It doesn't make much sense why his leg is still broken if he can use it just fine while a Kaijuu, did it not get healed in the process or is his human form somehow completely separate from him as a Kaijuu, and that doesn't make sense since he has to actively keep himself transformed into a human unless he's transforming to keep the injury as well....

 No.74965

>>74964
>I don't know where you got the idea that it was making people as strong as kaijuu. If that were the case then they'd be fighting the kaijuu hand-to-hand
it's exactly the complaint >>74660 had from his speculation:
>They are definitely going to be punching these smaller kaijuu to death just like him
so i assume you disagree with him there, and that's another thing invalidated like >>74946 wrote
and as i said, i don't really care about defending the silliness of the transformation, i also think it's dumb but standard




File:8cd5a6f86eaa9e32b01b636423….jpg (533.22 KB,848x1200)

 No.74793[Reply]

You know it's absolutely insane when you think about it that people will look at Japanese toilets that are floorbound and say "wow that looks inferior" when if you've ever tried taking a dumb while squatting you'd know it's the best possible way to avoid any constipation so actually it's completely genius
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 No.74917

File:Rozen Maiden Träumend - S0….png (340.29 KB,362x511)

>>74904
Dolls don't poop.

 No.74918

>>74917
Yes they do

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 No.74926

>>74922
cursed

 No.74962

File:dokter_piccolo.webp (60.37 KB,456x549)

>best possible way to avoid any constipation
UUMMM KISSU-SWEATIES, I HOPE YOU ARE TAKING YOUR DAILY DOSE OF FIBER EVERYDAY!BE SURE YOU DO OR I'LL HAVE TO GIVE IT TO YOU MYSELF.




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 No.74911[Reply]

"Penis" is a very funny word but not "vagina". Why is that? Drawing penises is considered humorous but doing the same thing for vaginas would be considered obscene.
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 No.74936

File:1704064581970.jpg (114.21 KB,456x456)

Ryuguu is a very funny word

 No.74937

uguu~

 No.74938

I remember watching a standup and he joked about vagina sounding like an exotic car brand. "Come test drive the new Vagina" or something.
I think English lacks a good term for penis, stuff like 'cock' or 'dick' sounds too crude, but I guess they're slang that was developed for that purpose. So there's other ambiguous stuff like "member" or "his length" and other stuff. This is very obvious in AI ERP. I wonder how other language fare in this regard, although "chinpo" is probably funnier than "penis".
Sex talk in general is something I've generally found to be low quality; I think you're supposed to enjoy it a lot more if you're personally involved and the emotions override the dumbness. I think I would find the audio in H games to be a lot less erotic if I understood it.

 No.74939

>>74938
>"Come test drive the new Vagina" or something.
Me when I hear anon's mother is in town

 No.74944

>>74938
it may be that penis became sillier through contrast with rougher terms, its cognates in italian, spanish, etc i think are more formal but i really dunno why that's the case for english
look at how dumb this stuff is overall: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Thesaurus:penis
as for dialogue in japanese it's yeah a bit tarded (uwaa ippai detekita) but still erotic, really not that different from its translation




File:R-1714867661679.jpg (111.61 KB,1280x848)

 No.74887[Reply]

¥ Handmade water, aged to perfection. The flavor of time itself. As you may know, water can completely change the flavor of a drink. I'll have two drops in mine.
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 No.74923

>>74920
They did here https://www.seriouseats.com/best-water-for-tea-tap-spring-bottled-filtered
There's probably a more official verdict out there, but anecdotally I do notice the difference with my own teas.
You could in theory check this yourself by making some tea using tap water and fancy bottled water assuming you have access to water that's close to the ideal mix.
I personally have been to a tea room (cafe equivalent for tea) which served their own blends of tea which you can buy. I bought some of their teas after having some at the place itself and try as I might I couldn't recreate the taste because I just don't have access to truly good water.

 No.74924

>>74923
Interesting. Though I am pretty sure that my taste buds are too bad to tell a difference.
I'm drinking tea primarily for the ceremony of it. If not for that, I'd be happy with just hot water.

 No.74925

>>74919
I like my water HARD

 No.74929

>>74925
Aren't you worried about the possibility of your water breaking?

 No.74935

File:1678260308228.gif (1.68 MB,500x500)

i sure do love me some handmade water




 No.74933[Reply]

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.74934

is there anyone who illustrates danmaku as well as he does?




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