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Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 04:00:48 No.83362 [Reply]

Are you skilled at disciplining your pets?

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Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 17:26:31 No.83373

>>83363
was at an animal shelter to play with cats yesterday and there was one big asshole cat that hissed at everyone

Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 17:35:25 No.83375

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>>83373

Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 17:37:47 No.83376

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My cat is a dumb, demanding brat who never shows proper affection

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 03:45:13 No.83403

>>83373
>>83375
the bitch hisser

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 00:14:22 No.83421

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>>83375
dumb hisstard

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Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 01:43:21 No.83007 [Reply]

Draw a Pokemon from memory.
Obviously we have to start with #1 in the Pokedex and #1 in our hearts.

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Anonymous 11/23/24 (Sat) 18:17:36 No.83294

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>>83284
HOLY CRAP SHADING!

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 03:25:14 No.83312

>>83284
succulent lips

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 23:50:07 No.83352

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my go to deck from the tcg app

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 22:38:25 No.83420

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ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 05:28:05 No.83438

>>83352
nice action pose!

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Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 20:36:00 No.83417 [Reply]

Inside me there are two girls: a cute one and another cute one.

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 21:49:56 No.83419

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Inside me there are six girls. Also cute.

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Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 18:21:00 No.83379 [Reply]

thought about writing a webnovel called "I Thought I Isekai'd Into The GATE Universe But I'm Fighting In The Bush With The Right Arm Of The Free World?!" so I am writing it.
And it's a crackfic apparently; trying to be on par with "Tails gets trolled" in terms of having different IP characters show up or something gay like that.

Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 18:43:42 No.83381

So in my ~~unpublishable in print~~ really cool idea is that it takes place in a sword and sorcery Earth, before the civilizations of now, think Conan the Barbarian, basically post-Atlantis (that's like what, 10k years ago) but before Uruk (5000BC) where in a group of Rhodesian and South Africans have invaded through a GATE (Stargate I guess?) and they are setting up a new home for themselves. The MC gets isekai'd into this world.

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 02:31:38 No.83400

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Needs a longer name. I don't really know what else to say since I'm bad at giving creative advice

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 02:50:13 No.83401

this thread didn't need a reply

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 17:13:54 No.83411

>>83400
Nah the name is long enough.
>>83401
Yet you didn't sage the thread, curious!

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Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 19:28:13 No.83387 [Reply]

smug baby

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Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 00:52:37 No.83395

Baby Hotline
Please hold

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 01:05:58 No.83397

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Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 02:15:02 No.83398

>>83397
Oh no, it's German!

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 06:04:34 No.83407

>>83387
cute baby

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 12:32:17 No.83410

>>83398
can't flippin believe Marcille had a vampire baby.......

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Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 18:35:12 No.83380 [Reply]

thought about writing a webnovel called isekai onsen (aka to another world from my onsen) it would be about a guy going to a onsen who gets transported to another world and in the other world that onsen is a female only onsen so he panics and passes out from the chaos but he wakes up at the ryokan being taken care of by a cute girl and again he panics but then sees the mirror and realizes he's actually now a ten year old girl and he has no magic abilities whatsoever and to make a living he ends up having to work as a maid at the onsenryokan tending to all the cute girls and there's no guy ever and even though it's another world there's no war and it's actually just an iyashikei disguised as an isekai to make the little girl embarassed about doing normal things for extra moe points.

(User was too cute for this post)

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Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 19:37:05 No.83388

>>83386
>1. As you admitted, it did have proper men in it.
Shotas who barely appear are not men.
>2. It was very ecchi, not iyashikei.
As a visionary I want to remove the ecchi.
A new genre will flourish.
>Iyashikei doesn't need a self-insert to work, just let me watch over cute girls.
Just don't watch the genderbender iyashikei dumb dumb.

Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 19:38:12 No.83389

>Gender bender is innately fetishistic
Silly claim honestly. Seen from the perspective of a pervert.

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 00:55:09 No.83396

>it's actually just an iyashikei disguised as an isekai
iyashisekai

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 06:07:56 No.83408

i don't know if it's necessarily fetishistic in the blanchardian sense, but i find it's really, really hard for GB to not be paired with some sort of sexual stuff
there's not that many cases of "oops you're a girl now let's move on" there's without some flavor of romance and/or mindbreak about up how B-B-B-B-BUT I'M A BOOOOYYY
the most prominent exception i can think of is tanya, but its GB is very much secondary to the war-o-nomics tism and the mc is unhinged WITHOUT needing to take gender into account

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 07:25:59 No.83409

For me, the appeal of becoming a little girl is getting to be around other little girls, which makes me super, duper straight.

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Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 05:25:35 No.83404 [Reply]

I wish I had a small gothic lolita fairy girl who I signed a magical contract with to give me magic powers

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 05:28:02 No.83405

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I wish someone would post Puniru in this thread.

wait... I can make my wish come true!

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 05:56:59 No.83406

I wish I was a small magical lolita

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Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 16:58:34 No.83151 [Reply]

frick you /jp/

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Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 18:01:31 No.83155

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>>83153
Flipping someone off is like saying hello in america.

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 18:04:34 No.83156

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kowai...

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 18:07:02 No.83157

shabs flipped me...

Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 00:56:21 No.83354

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I can see her /qa/...

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 02:53:33 No.83402

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This is NOT a Puniru approved thread

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Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 17:10:58 No.83370 [Reply]

thought about writing a webnovel called isekai shotgun (aka in another world with my shotgun) it would be about a guy with a shotgun who gets transported to another world but i quickly realized that that already exists and it's called army of darkness which is 10x better than anything i could ever write

sigh

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Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 19:58:50 No.83390

>>83385
I would love to go hunting, but getting a license here is a giant pain in the angus.

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 00:09:59 No.83392

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I'm not sure if there's any random word combination that hasn't been an isekai yet. You might need to further specialize it, like reincarnated AS a shotgun in the pistol kingdom or something

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 00:21:30 No.83393

What if instead he gets isekai'd into a shotgun? Like the vending machine one.

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 00:40:21 No.83394

>that already exists
There's always something that already exists, do it.

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 02:25:08 No.83399

>thought about writing a webnovel called isekai shotgun
I only read this far before I thought "So Army of Darkness?". Then I finished the post.

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Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 01:32:25 No.83355 [Reply]

Have you done your stretches today?

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Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 14:56:52 No.83368

it's not surprising. people have been drawing her with a penis for a decade at this point. she's always been popular with crossdressers too

Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 16:50:56 No.83369

>>83367
You weren't aborted.

Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 17:12:10 No.83372

>>83355
ive been stretching you're mum LMAO

Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 17:33:43 No.83374

>>83372
thanks, rigor mortis tends to make people very stiff

Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 17:44:47 No.83377

it's important to do your stretches after a workout, not before

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Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 03:27:14 No.83323 [Reply]

FUCK THESE FLYING COCKSUCKERS GO SHOVE A HUNDREDS DICKS IN ALL YOUR MOUTHS AND LEAVE ME ALONE

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Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 06:34:06 No.83331

>>83330
those are a war crime in modern metroidvanias, but hollow knight controls well enough to make them manageable

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 15:19:14 No.83332

>>83327
Hit the lever!

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 21:06:03 No.83343

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I got back up and pwned them

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 21:10:47 No.83346

>>83343
You almost died!!

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 21:11:47 No.83347

>>83346
Almost, but I didn't that time! (Ignore the probably hundred other attempts getting to and beating Dracula.............)

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Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 08:46:32 No.82909 [Reply]

>>>/qa/74491

FACT: Puniru is a kawaii slime

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Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 22:59:24 No.83319

>>83304
is puniro's manjo punya punya??

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 23:03:07 No.83320

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>>83317
KORURI ATE PUNIRU!

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 03:15:31 No.83321

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>>83313
>>83317
he's got quite the range of moods and styles he can convey too. i first started picking out his work after watching the rather somber, but sweet story in a story in sonny boy. fantastic stuff.

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 03:17:53 No.83322

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>>83321
not even a project like puniru can sway his absolute mastery of symbolism

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 06:27:22 No.83329

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>>83322
I don't get it

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 01:58:46 No.83306 [Reply]

Love it when anime gets a proper BD remaster. Only learned of the new BD's existence recently, but for Project A-ko the remaster looks absolutely fantastic and emphasizes every single detail of the animation with crisp quality.

I wish the Japanese treasured their old masters more so that we could get more BDs like this instead of the awful upscales that seem to be so much more common.

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Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 02:05:07 No.83308

I still think the worst thing about the lack of care for the original masters is that we'll never ever get the Maze movie.

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 02:09:42 No.83309

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>>83307
I guess it probably is a thing among Western cultures as well, but it doesn't seem as prevalent. At least, not in terms of what I've wanted to watch. The BD remasters I pick up for Western film/TV are normally pretty good unless the director has fucked with them for one reason or another(Lucas). TNG's BD remaster in particular was a treat.

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 02:41:47 No.83311

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>>83309
Yeah, but even among Star Trek there's glaringly painful exceptions. Deep Space 9 and Voyager are DVD quality still. It's actually worse than DVD... It's like a composite recording. There's frequent rainbow shimmer and dot crawl.

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 13:35:52 No.83315

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