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Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 03:38:50 No.89766 [Reply]>>89807

CRITICAL MASS IMMINENT

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Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 03:45:05 No.89768

BIG

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 11:44:27 No.89776>>89781

File:1683856004890632.jpg (843.3 KB,1187x1337)

Dumb fat bird. How did she gain so much weight? What was Satori feeding her?

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 14:14:51 No.89781

File:C-1743862388704.png (18.6 KB,597x146)

>>89776
Big mistake feeding uranium to your pet bird.

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 21:11:39 No.89806

fatty

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 22:02:01 No.89807

>>89766
one burp would be a chernobyl disaster

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Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 19:55:56 No.89799 [Reply]

The norms want a story. I'll give them a story.

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 20:17:26 No.89800

the eater

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 20:20:04 No.89801

the norm eater

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File:[SubsPlease] Rock wa Lady ….jpg (349.59 KB,1920x1080)

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 17:22:48 No.89782 [Reply]

AOTS
confirmed

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 17:50:19 No.89784

File:[SubsPlease] Rock wa Lady….webm (3.41 MB,1920x1080) [play once] [loop]

Otoha really knows how to rock the bass

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Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 03:55:37 No.89769 [Reply]

it's mushoku tensei but replace rudeus with a competent OP in a past life super genius

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 03:59:27 No.89770>>89771

File:GRI_qWUbEAAK0t-.jpg (108.42 KB,550x450)

But is he a pervert?

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 04:01:19 No.89771

File:[SubsPlease] The Beginning….jpg (288.2 KB,1920x1080)

>>89770
he's too cool to think about ecchi stuff
or whether or not he's shitting himself

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 04:15:27 No.89773

File:[SubsPlease] The Beginning….jpg (316.52 KB,1920x1080)

offer your prayers to the baby jesus

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 04:50:48 No.89774

God I fucking hate every anime with a stupid annoying faggot MC.

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 07:21:42 No.89775

the benigging

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Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 00:27:18 No.89751 [Reply]

TAMAKI

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 00:30:27 No.89752

File:83729069_p0.png (512.38 KB,797x975)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 00:59:16 No.89756

the Tamak!

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 03:29:17 No.89762>>89764 >>89765

File:[Subsplease] Enen No Shoub….mp4 (3.81 MB,1280x720) [play once] [loop]

TAAAAAAAAAMAKI!

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 03:31:02 No.89764

>>89762
HER CLOTHES FELL OFF YAY

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 03:32:44 No.89765

>>89762
how is that possible

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File:[SubsPlease] Kanpekiseijo ….jpg (319.63 KB,1920x1080)

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 02:42:31 No.89761 [Reply]

she's just like me

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 03:30:36 No.89763

It's got basically every shoujo element and "I was kicked out of hero pary" element dialed to 11, and I couldn't stand how completely illogical the villains were written to be. A national treasure of a human being is in their possession and she can fix anything and has basically fixed everything for their kingdom. And they throw her away in the most over the top fashion because she can't smile?

I think I'd rather be productive and practice tree cutting with my forehead than subject my brain to more of this.

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Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 21:40:31 No.89732 [Reply]

uguu

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 21:43:24 No.89734>>89747

YOU STOLE MY IMAGE

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 22:07:48 No.89736>>89772

pointy and weird-looking elbows, 2/10 would not fuck

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 00:06:25 No.89747

>>89734
And I got away with it too!

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 00:09:48 No.89748

hey look its komi

Anonymous 04/05/25 (Sat) 04:02:29 No.89772

>>89736
They could be used against chikan in the train.

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Anonymous 04/02/25 (Wed) 03:58:46 No.89554 [Reply]>>89746

Here's your beer, bro.

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Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 23:30:19 No.89741>>89742 >>89743

the real pathetic thing is drinking alcohol

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 23:30:51 No.89742

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>>89741
Don't you shittalk me

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 23:31:25 No.89743

>>89741
Shut up bitch.

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 23:38:15 No.89745

File:smug gochi.jpg (55.72 KB,485x459)

looks like i struck a nerve

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 23:52:04 No.89746

File:1588884778144.jpg (345.1 KB,900x1575)

>>89554
Mmmm alcohol air.

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File:Devil May Cry.webm (3.44 MB,1920x1080) [play once] [loop]

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 03:49:58 No.89713 [Reply]

The Iraq war and its consequences have been a disaster for Hollywood writing.

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Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 17:40:04 No.89725>>89727 >>89728

>>89724
but Iraqis aren't the ones making propaganda like Rings of Power, or sending millions of orc refugees to human lands, or imprisoning anyone that complains about the orc refugees

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 17:48:22 No.89726>>89729

>>89717
Most anime would likely be more fun and laidback. More CGDCT and mahou shoujo, less angsty depressing shit for emos like eva and lain and less hard working salaryman shit.

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 18:00:46 No.89727

>>89725
that's right, it's the gnomes

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 18:21:26 No.89728

>>89725
The white wizard who has betrayed those he was meant to serve and now subverts the will of western men while creating an army of orcs within their own domain is no more or less deserving of destruction that those he attempts to utilize for his twisted ambitions.

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 20:30:37 No.89729

File:8-bit lain.png (336.3 KB,984x600)

>>89726
>less... lain
But we all love Lain...

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[SAD NEWS] SHAB comes to understand her mortality Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 00:34:13 No.89704 [Reply]

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 01:11:39 No.89705

File:__original_drawn_by_bariki….png (559.83 KB,707x1000)

same

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 01:22:53 No.89706>>89710

this is what happens when you make mahou josei anime instead of mahou shoujo, some of the grannies kick the bucket before the season can even finish

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 03:00:17 No.89710

>>89706
A sad fate, but their shoujo power can only last so long.

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Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 01:59:23 No.89609 [Reply]

Don't you find it odd how it's so commonplace to mock people for being quick spermers. The only situation in which being a quickshot is a downside is if you're some unvirgin sex-having loser. In any other scenario you've got a superpower that allows you to basically cum whenever you want, cool off your sexual desire for a bit, and then continue with whatever you were doing before then. Really it's the most efficient way to operate and I'm envious of the speedy weens who can take a single picture and jo without needing a good setup and payoff set of images before/after it.

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Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 17:14:53 No.89690>>89693

File:d6ddb169dc150a816416bb0a06….jpg (689.36 KB,1280x960)

>>89664
Yeah, but if you last too long then your ween starts to hurt from excess exercise.

Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 18:12:39 No.89693

>>89690
Lube up your holes, retard.

Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 20:34:18 No.89698>>89703

File:d3869eee58aaa3d51f7c3e8ab9….gif (304.27 KB,344x400)

AAAAHHH stop being so unabashed about your sensuous activities surrounding your reproductive organ it makes me feel weird!

Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 20:43:39 No.89699

File:042cb10de14b2500606e1a22e6….jpg (213.12 KB,1261x1736)

just spermed

Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 22:53:53 No.89703

>>89698
gay

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Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 02:02:36 No.89611 [Reply]>>89701

This hospital facility offers 24/7 nursing and sex sex sex pussy fuck plap master bonerific viagra popping nonstop rape in the sex bed for sex patients where they sex into their sex parts for baby making and more sex for sex

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Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 03:22:28 No.89655

File:R-1743650545866.jpg (1.16 MB,2400x3388)

im not a slut i am loyal to only one doc

Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 05:11:06 No.89668

File:[SubsPlease] TenPuru - 01 ….jpg (278.52 KB,1920x1080)

OH NO
I'M SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF SEXY NURSES THAT WANT TO FUCK ME
THIS IS AWFUL NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I NEED TO PROTECT MY PURITY
GET AWAY HARLOTS
DON'T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR BOOBIES OR SHOW ME YOUR BUTTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 10:04:36 No.89680

File:8cbfaa24785f2e598f4778039d….jpg (465.4 KB,2598x2598)

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 16:46:04 No.89687

what department has the cutest nurses?
my mum tells me its surgery, but I dunno

Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 21:43:52 No.89701

>>89611

she could be a surrogate partner, treating individuals with sexual dysfunction and stuff either way DAMNNNNN

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Anonymous 04/02/25 (Wed) 01:00:12 No.89542 [Reply]

purp

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Anonymous 04/02/25 (Wed) 04:59:37 No.89561

File:[Serenae] Kimi to Idol Pre….jpg (330.87 KB,1920x1080)

>>89550
That's true. I think it's because winks tend to have lip and even nose movement which is hard to depict on featureless faces

Anonymous 04/02/25 (Wed) 18:40:50 No.89581>>89582

File:fern_pouting in purple.jpg (571.96 KB,1308x1744)

Purp pout

Anonymous 04/02/25 (Wed) 19:06:19 No.89582>>89696

>>89581
Walmart Patchouli has a very nice pout.

Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 19:04:40 No.89696>>89697

File:pouting away.jpg (1023.48 KB,2508x3541)

>>89582
>Walmart Patchouli

Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 20:19:15 No.89697

>>89696
that's a fantastic image

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GUMMI BEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS 04/03/25 (Thu) 02:21:46 No.89637 [Reply]

they say the good die young i guess these grimy niggaz live a long time

GUMMI BEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS 03/31/25 (Mon) 21:39:31 No.89638

thought the bubble said shiee- when glancing over it in the catalog

Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 17:15:48 No.89691>>89692 >>89694

i made this in secret why did it come over here

Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 17:27:55 No.89692

>>89691
some sort of magic

Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 18:13:26 No.89694

>>89691
careful who you share your secrets with, they may have loose lips

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Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 05:24:09 No.89669 [Reply]

Crazy that they made a CD-I game in the modern age
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2134320/ENA_Dream_BBQ/

Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 05:47:55 No.89670>>89684

File:[Gotch] Bocchi the Rock! -….jpg (345.46 KB,1920x1080)

I don't quite understand the vaporwave-like fascination people have with this stuff, but I guess people find life before their time to be mysterious.

Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 14:00:51 No.89684>>89685

>>89670
Speking personally as someone grew up in the 2000s and early-2010s, although I've never played the Zelda CDI games, they were very much a part of my childhood thanks to the innumerable YTPs of them. I also grew up with a lot of 90s media in general, since it came out shortly before I was born and as such was still available.

Anonymous 04/03/25 (Thu) 14:11:15 No.89685

File:I1XGLJJ.gif (6.75 MB,640x480)

>>89684
Youtube poop is probably the sole reason why anyone outside of retro game enthusiasts know about the CD-I.

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